The Everlasting Pokémon Journey

[Meadow]

..."You want a bite?" Despite being tempted, you...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...are stuffed already from your lunch twenty minutes ago (three doughnuts and a hamburger) and think you should explore...

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... Which you do, embarrassing yourself in front of everyone and sending you flying ...​

 

[Meadow]

...back to where you came from! You land near a...

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... deserted shack in the middle of nowhere ...​

 

[Meadow]

...with a Gym nearby! The Gym looked...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...like a deserted cave with a sign next to it saying 'Gym'. You notice some small letters scribbled below: 'My ...

 

[Meadow]

..."tombstone will battle you if you want a badge!" This scared you, but...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...a badge is a badge, challenge awaits! Upon entering the cave, you notice a marble set of stairs going down to...

 

[TheTNT]

...a cellar full of old cheese with a guy on top one of them. He then says...

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... nothing, because he is a rotting corpse ...​

 

[Meadow]

...or so you thought! However, it was an illusion created by Dusknoir, the real Gym Leader here! You...

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... are suddenly rendered unconscious and enter a nightmare world ...

which is a little inception-y considering all this is fleeting thoughts manifesting comfort as we are slowly deleted inside of a pokeball​

 

[Meadow]

...so you can battle Gym Leader Dusknoir! Why does it have to be in a dream? Because Pokémon can't own Pokémon, apparently. In the dream battle, you...

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... can call out any Pokemon you want since the dream will conform to any thought you have, so you instantly think of sending out ...​

 

[bunny24680]

........a Rayquaza which then Mega evolves!! It instantly defeats Dusknoir with Outrage. It gets out of control, you can't control it even when it's your dream. It dangerously looks towards you and then.....

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... you wake up in the cellar, next the corpse - its hand now open to grant you the WHATTHEHELLWASTHAT BADGE ...​

 

[Meadow]

...which you cautiously grab. After you leave the Gym...

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... a Fearow suddenly divebombs right at you ...​

 

[Meadow]

...and steals your precious...