The Everlasting Pokemon Journey V2

...summoning the royal guard of the Pikaclones (who happens to be a giant Dedenne) to send you to Pikaclone prison! 😱 The giant Dedenne...
 
...the tea shrinks the giant Dedenne back to normal size! Outraged that his biggest and strongest fighter is no longer giant, the head Pika clone orders all the other pika clones to collectively attack you all at once! You realize there's only two ways out of this mess, which are...
 
...either to dance uncontrollably to make the Pikaclones stare at you with weirded out looks on their faces, or to offer the Pikaclones free bicycles, which would set off Professor Oak's alarm bells. You...
 
...steps forward and challenges you to a dance-off! He sets the terms of the battle: if he wins, he will kick the princess out and take over the kingdom, but if you win, he will concede and he and his army will become your faithful allies. You accept the terms and a Morpeko with a boombox comes over and drops some sick music. The battle has begun! The head Pika clone (who is actually an Emolga named Edmond) starts the dance-off by...
 
...cheating. Very blatantly, too! :<

You are in shock (literally!) as you get hit by a surprise Thunder Wave, which renders you unable to move. You attempt to protest, but the Emolga says "Screw the rules, I have money!" Then...
 
...by freezing the both of you with Ice Beam and carrying Edmond off. Whilst encased in a block of solid ice, wondering what you did to deserve this, who should come to your rescue but...
 
...he wanted to steal your wallet, and your wallet just so happened to be frozen along with you. :P

Annoyed, you...
 
...tell him where he can put his own wallet - it's not a flattering place - and storm off, annoyed. But to your dismay he follows you, and...
 
...and all hell breaks loose. Fire collides with ice, and a cloud of purple steam erupts...hold on...purple steam? Why purple steam?! Well, it turns out that...
 
...death.

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She laughs, seeing your stunned faces. It's always fun to troll people with that. Just kidding! Your actual punishment is...
 
...perform magic tricks for her amusement. Uh-oh. This will not go down well - you don't know any magic! Or do you? Improvising, you decide to...
 
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