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Hey PM! Just for you I designed this: the rocker-propelled weasel launcher, built for self-defense purposes...it seems we have a rogue in our midst, one with a penchant for explosives...I would advise you to use this if and only if it's absolutely necessary...

Here's your launcher: <=)))))))))))> And here are your weasels: <<<<<<<,::::::,^o>

It's not as powerful as my weasel cannon, but it's a substitute...I'm not going to let my own father get blasted by dynamite after all :P

*shoulders weasel cannon*

*jumps behind row of sandbags*

*loads weasel cannon with heat-seeking weasels*

I'm ready for anything...
 
Dark_Absol said:
Thnx for the advice! *Lights the dynamite and throw it, but the wind blows the dynamite to the police station* (KAAAAAABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMM) err... More trouble with the police... IM OUT! *Starts to run*
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*goes to the police station and sees a WANTED paper of Dark Absol*
Ohhhh.
*kicks Dark Absol in jail and measures his height like criminals do* XD
You'll serve 99 years in jail...(how ever long you may live) :P

Edit: *stokes Kaga on the head*
Good boy son. :P
*presses a bottom and aims it toward Dark Absol in prison* XD
 
*jumps in, launches heat-seeking weasel*

Something (I'm not sure what though) is going to explode in about...*opens pocketwatch* eleven seconds...

*reclines against wall, puts on sunglasses*

Aha! Lemonade! *sips lemonade*
 
Pokemaster10000 said:
*goes to the police station and sees a WANTED paper of Dark Absol*
Ohhhh.
*kicks Dark Absol in jail and measures his height like criminals do* XD
You'll serve 99 years in jail...(how ever long you may live) :P
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Noooo! *Bites the jail* Ouch, my tooth... Go Absol! Slash! *Destroys the jail* IM FREE! *Picks one Bazooka and shots in all the police* IM THE BEST! *Looks at the wart tanks coming* BETTER GET OUT OF HERE! *Starts to run, veeeeerrrrrryyyyyy fast...*
 
Uurgh...time to break out a new type of weasel armament...

*launches restrict weasels* Hehe...this should be interesting...

*weasels hit Dark Absol, wrap around him, completely immobilizing him*

Not even your absol can help you now. *points to absol with legs tied together by weasels* Now either you can obey the law around here or you can get barraged by weasels again :P

*pins sheriff badge to shirt* Uhh...I suppose I could count as law enforcement around here :P
 
Chairman Kaga said:
Uurgh...time to break out a new type of weasel armament...

*launches restrict weasels* Hehe...this should be interesting...

*weasels hit Dark Absol, wrap around him, completely immobilizing him*

Not even your absol can help you now. *points to absol with legs tied together by weasels* Now either you can obey the law around here or you can get barraged by weasels again :P

*pins sheriff badge to shirt* Uhh...I suppose I could count as law enforcement around here :P
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*Bites the weasel* Humm... Good taste! *Continues to bite until the weasel surrender* Haha! Not this time Mr. Kaga! *Continues to run...*
 
Nobody...

bites my weasels...

and gets away with it.

*sends medical weasels out to take care of injured weasel*

*shoulders weasel cannon* PM10000, help me out here!

*launches three rounds of cluster weasels*

*(description of the horrific explosion caused by three rounds of cluster weasels cannot be expressed between action asteriks)*

Let's just call this off...c'mon. I don't like to play this odd, semi-violent game of catch-me-if-you-can at all. Can't we live in peace.

And furthermore, what started this in the first place? o_O
 
Ouch! That weasel bit me! GRRRRRRRR *Kicks the weasel* Now Mr. Chairman, you made me angry! *Picks the SQUIRREL BAZOOKA and shot* Go my friend! *Hits Chairman Kaga* Coooooooooooooooooooooooool! Go Pelliper *Jumps into pellliper* Fly my bud! *Get out of Chaiman Kaga's view*...
 
*brushes dust off of jacket*

Not even a scratch.

I'm not going to battle anymore...so if you fire anything else at me, it'll be an unprovoked attack, and I doubt that's tolerated around here :P

I really shouldn't be putting my weasels through this in the first place...I need to reserve them for only the most serious situations.
 
*pulls both their ears*
Okay little misters! That's enough of this nonsense! Don't make me ground you like I did PM10000!
*sees him on his bed sucking his thumb*
.....that would be your fate hehe....
 
This will never end until i destroy both of you and PM10000! But... i'll give you one more chance. If you say something i dont like, i forfeit! Just try to find something i dont like :P!
 
Dark_Absol said:
This will never end until i destroy both of you and PM10000! But... i'll give you one more chance. If you say something i dont like, i forfeit! Just try to find something i dont like :P!
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How about....
*grabs his rocket launcher and points it at the 'Dark Market'*
Bye bye!
*explodes it*
How's that?
Hehe...
 
Err.... dont you know the Shadow Market? He is the best! I guessed wrong! Try again...
 
Am I allowed to show my user name in this thread again?! O_o; Oh man, what a mood swing I was in, lol. Sorry about that, my family people! Yeah, Auntie occasionally has random outbursts of rage...*cough* Eh...*walks off from all the insanity going on that she's missed*
 
hey. im the cousin you guys never knew you had.
 
*Get back from the Shadow Market* Uff.. it is far from here... ANYWAY! *Take a bazooka from the pocket* I WILL EXPLODE THIS HOUSE! Who will save it now?
 
i will. Pulls out grenade launcher ha beat me now!
 
*Pick up my SLM(Squirrel Launcher Machine)* FFFFFIIIIIIIRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE! * Shots 3.000 squirrels into imakuni?*
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHH grabs hmg(hamster maching gun) TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT... *shoots 1000000 hungry hamsters at Dark_absol*
 
*squeals and grabs her triplet* Miyu-chan, you can be my shield and take any bullets meant for me XD
 
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