The Idiots Club!
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Charizard_Fire_God
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Oooh! Tch, I act like a complete idiot IRL, tch, so count me in. Duu-- --huauuauuauu! *drools like a retard* Oo;
Oooh I eat pieces of wall and insects in hischool and Lick benches too. oO; *pokes nose with mouse*
Oooh I eat pieces of wall and insects in hischool and Lick benches too. oO; *pokes nose with mouse*
Nintendo freak
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Hey! I learned a trick!
1) Grab your bottom lip
2) Pull it up over your head
3) Bring it down around your feet and back to where you started
4) Swallow
1) Grab your bottom lip
2) Pull it up over your head
3) Bring it down around your feet and back to where you started
4) Swallow
ArticunoIce
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-tries as well- Ow! I tore my lip! How dare you!? XD
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Reasons to be an Idiot
Everyone knows there are Idiots around in a BUNCH of places. But you're wondering, "Why BE an Idiot?". Well, to answer your question, Idiots have been around in the times of 5000 B.C. Since then, Idiots have continued to live in modern times, and will still today. To become an Idiot, you must:
1) Run around and hit a wall
2) Say "XD CHEESE!" a lot
3) Do stupid stunts
4) Get your Idiot permit
Once you do that, you're a total Idiot! Now to keep your permit, avoid getting arrested, tickets and such, you MUST continue your Idiotness! It's against the law not to be an Idiot if you have a permit. Here are some questions people have asked:
John age 16:Q.Dude, like how old do we have to be to become an Idiot?
A. You must be at least 4.
Maria age 26:Q. How do I know if I'm ready to become an Idiot?
A. If you act stupid of course!
Jared age 11:Q. How do we get a permit?
A. Go to "Idiot School of The Country" to learn to become an Idiot(even more), then go to "Idiot Permits".
Lila age 21: Q. Okay, will it cost anything?
A.Yes! It will only cose 0.56789 cents!
Harvey age 18: Q. How CAN we pay that?
A. Easy! pay 56789 pennies!
Smith age 34: Q. Why become an Idiot?
A. Because, bacoming an Idiot puts smiles on others faces! And you like smiles right? I thought so.
Now that that's answered, lets fill out an Idiot application:
Name:_____________________
Age:_______________________
Signature:__________________
E-mail:_____________________
Why you want to be an Idiot:_________________________________________________________________________
Okay! Send in into (random mail address) and we'll answer you by e-mail! We'll ask you some questions and we'll put you in the closest Idiot School for you. Please enjoy your day!
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We are not responsable for how stupid you may become. Idiots are (C) to themselves. Please go back and enjoy your life. Thank you.
ArticunoIce AKA Retard of Idiots
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If you want, you can fill that out for no reason. XD
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Reasons to be an Idiot
Everyone knows there are Idiots around in a BUNCH of places. But you're wondering, "Why BE an Idiot?". Well, to answer your question, Idiots have been around in the times of 5000 B.C. Since then, Idiots have continued to live in modern times, and will still today. To become an Idiot, you must:
1) Run around and hit a wall
2) Say "XD CHEESE!" a lot
3) Do stupid stunts
4) Get your Idiot permit
Once you do that, you're a total Idiot! Now to keep your permit, avoid getting arrested, tickets and such, you MUST continue your Idiotness! It's against the law not to be an Idiot if you have a permit. Here are some questions people have asked:
John age 16:Q.Dude, like how old do we have to be to become an Idiot?
A. You must be at least 4.
Maria age 26:Q. How do I know if I'm ready to become an Idiot?
A. If you act stupid of course!
Jared age 11:Q. How do we get a permit?
A. Go to "Idiot School of The Country" to learn to become an Idiot(even more), then go to "Idiot Permits".
Lila age 21: Q. Okay, will it cost anything?
A.Yes! It will only cose 0.56789 cents!
Harvey age 18: Q. How CAN we pay that?
A. Easy! pay 56789 pennies!
Smith age 34: Q. Why become an Idiot?
A. Because, bacoming an Idiot puts smiles on others faces! And you like smiles right? I thought so.
Now that that's answered, lets fill out an Idiot application:
Name:_____________________
Age:_______________________
Signature:__________________
E-mail:_____________________
Why you want to be an Idiot:_________________________________________________________________________
Okay! Send in into (random mail address) and we'll answer you by e-mail! We'll ask you some questions and we'll put you in the closest Idiot School for you. Please enjoy your day!
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We are not responsable for how stupid you may become. Idiots are (C) to themselves. Please go back and enjoy your life. Thank you.
ArticunoIce AKA Retard of Idiots
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If you want, you can fill that out for no reason. XD
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no, try this instead! *gives escalator a herring*
I stabbed myself in the eye with a herring once... it was awesome
I stabbed myself in the eye with a herring once... it was awesome
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All your cookie are belong to me
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My uncle still has my nose...
Charizard_Fire_God
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Ooooh! *sucks cheek in and places apen inside it*
*sticks pens in his eyes nose and ears and Plastic Microphone(tm) up his mouth*
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Eaouu! I amz Deoxys! *pulls in one arm and runs around the house*
J00v just had a hurrible txt experience!!!111oneonezero
*sticks pens in his eyes nose and ears and Plastic Microphone(tm) up his mouth*
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Eaouu! I amz Deoxys! *pulls in one arm and runs around the house*
J00v just had a hurrible txt experience!!!111oneonezero
Nintendo freak
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