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The Idiots Club!

Oooh! Tch, I act like a complete idiot IRL, tch, so count me in. Duu-- --huauuauuauu! *drools like a retard* Oo;

Oooh I eat pieces of wall and insects in hischool and Lick benches too. oO; *pokes nose with mouse*
 
Hey! I learned a trick!

1) Grab your bottom lip
2) Pull it up over your head
3) Bring it down around your feet and back to where you started
4) Swallow
 
-tries as well- Ow! I tore my lip! How dare you!? XD

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Reasons to be an Idiot

Everyone knows there are Idiots around in a BUNCH of places. But you're wondering, "Why BE an Idiot?". Well, to answer your question, Idiots have been around in the times of 5000 B.C. Since then, Idiots have continued to live in modern times, and will still today. To become an Idiot, you must:

1) Run around and hit a wall
2) Say "XD CHEESE!" a lot
3) Do stupid stunts
4) Get your Idiot permit

Once you do that, you're a total Idiot! Now to keep your permit, avoid getting arrested, tickets and such, you MUST continue your Idiotness! It's against the law not to be an Idiot if you have a permit. Here are some questions people have asked:

John age 16:Q.Dude, like how old do we have to be to become an Idiot?
A. You must be at least 4.

Maria age 26:Q. How do I know if I'm ready to become an Idiot?
A. If you act stupid of course!

Jared age 11:Q. How do we get a permit?
A. Go to "Idiot School of The Country" to learn to become an Idiot(even more), then go to "Idiot Permits".

Lila age 21: Q. Okay, will it cost anything?
A.Yes! It will only cose 0.56789 cents!

Harvey age 18: Q. How CAN we pay that?
A. Easy! pay 56789 pennies!

Smith age 34: Q. Why become an Idiot?
A. Because, bacoming an Idiot puts smiles on others faces! And you like smiles right? I thought so.

Now that that's answered, lets fill out an Idiot application:

Name:_____________________
Age:_______________________
Signature:__________________
E-mail:_____________________
Why you want to be an Idiot:_________________________________________________________________________
Okay! Send in into (random mail address) and we'll answer you by e-mail! We'll ask you some questions and we'll put you in the closest Idiot School for you. Please enjoy your day!

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We are not responsable for how stupid you may become. Idiots are (C) to themselves. Please go back and enjoy your life. Thank you.

ArticunoIce AKA Retard of Idiots


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If you want, you can fill that out for no reason. XD
 
OMG the Power Rangers are at my door! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM!!!!!!!!!!thirty-nine1!!!!!!i!!!!!!!!lll!!!!!!!zero!!!!!!!!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO? WHAT SHOULD I DO?
 
no, try this instead! *gives escalator a herring*

I stabbed myself in the eye with a herring once... it was awesome
 
*gibberish* nvifd ghixlhnjk nh gfibhjsxui gfhjbjnxloiuyetu;trd yesthisisjustpurespam butinawayitsmoreofbeingstupidthanspamming vnkjfhiknhgb izh ilikepie
 

If you can be disgruntled... can you be just GRUNTLED too? If so, I am feeling very gruntled right now...
 
Google is good.... Google is bad..... me say both.... what do you say? I also say....

All your cookie are belong to me
 
My uncle still has my nose...
 
Ooooh! *sucks cheek in and places apen inside it*
*sticks pens in his eyes nose and ears and Plastic Microphone(tm) up his mouth*
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Eaouu! I amz Deoxys! *pulls in one arm and runs around the house*

J00v just had a hurrible txt experience!!!111oneonezero
 
*makes drowning noises* gnizdbgyozi hybnslxtzubynxbnhdtvikhyvkjux udi ntdhnidufynhbgidb
 
heck i heck i,am joining this club
Cmon the mentals
gime a hell yeah
 
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