The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice

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yourheartinmyhands said:
what power ur a maid to ur master get over it you have no power i could take you i have an army of ghosts and demons
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A maid?

At the very, very, VERY least, Reisen is a Battle Butler for EIrin Yagokoro.

But I am not Reisen Udongein Inaba.

I am Shanghai Alice.
 
where is this Waldo character i've been hearing about? and why is he hiding?
 
Azure, they've found out about W.A.L.D.O.

Take them out! The Pentagon must be protected!
 
O Mr. Moonbunny...why do i love Glaceon so much?
 
/calls Pentagon

*sigh*, postpone W.A.L.D.O., General. Yes, again. Just wait for the interest to die down. I know, I know. The books were a fiasco, but how would it look if... yes... Yes. Okay, I get it, you don't want to... Can I just shoot the fool? Thanks, General. Oh, General? Can you send us some moonbunnies? Thank you, General. Yes... I love you too, General. Bye. *beep*

Worst. Underground. Military leader. Ever. Anyways...

/cocks shotgun
here, little pancake bunny~
 
Åzurε said:
/calls Pentagon

*sigh*, postpone W.A.L.D.O., General. Yes, again. Just wait for the interest to die down. I know, I know. The books were a fiasco, but how would it look if... yes... Yes. Okay, I get it, you don't want to... Can I just shoot the fool? Thanks, General. Oh, General? Can you send us some moonbunnies? Thank you, General. Yes... I love you too, General. Bye. *beep*

Worst. Underground. Military leader. Ever. Anyways...

/cocks shotgun
here, little pancake bunny~
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AHA! I knew the government was planning something! How will I prevent them from controlling my mind? Elementry my dear watson! *Shoots self in head*

HA IM DEAD! YOU CANT CONTR... What's that? I'm dead? And I shouldn't be talking because when you're dead you can't talk? Oh... Well now I just feel awkward. *points behind you* LOOK!! IT'S A MONKEY RIDING A UNICYCLE WHILE FIGHTING THE GIANT MONKEY MAN OF THE 8TH DIMENSION AND JUGGLING 6 FLAMING AK-47'S WITH RAZOR WIRE RAPPED AROUND THEM AND SMOKING A CIGAR DRESSED LIKE A FOOTBALL PLAYING KING IN SPACE... WITH A MUSTACH!!!

P.S. Don't eat babies they're not delicious.
 
*Sigh*

Not another one.

Azure, retrieve his soul before he reaches the Netherworld.

It's time to have some fun.
 
Åzurε said:
Soul retrieved, Shanghai! iPhone 14 has an app for that.
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yay! im not dead! and i want to know y i quote spongebob so much!

"They want juggling and jokes? tough crowd, but i have to give them what they want! what do u call w vampire whose car breaks down 2 miles from a bloodbank? a cab!"

see what i mean?
 
No. I sentence you to...

Hmm...

You're picking up the tab when Norio Wakamoto and Yuko "Gotouza" Goto go drinking.
 
Turnabout Court Judge said:
um...Witness.. or.. uh... Shanghai Alice!

Are you a Judge?
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I'm a soldier, that means I'm,
both the defendant and the judge.
Standing on both sides of the flames.
Rounding curves...

Okay, no more ORIGA.

Yes, I'm a judge. I look down at this world and JUDGE IT TO DEATH.

and when will I understand what all the young folk are talking about these days?
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Don't ask me, I'm an anachronism. :D
 
*talks like the little kid from the Tootsie Pop commericial* Mister Alice.... How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
 
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