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The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice

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Åzurε

Shi-shi-shi-shaw!
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    /calls Pentagon

    *sigh*, postpone W.A.L.D.O., General. Yes, again. Just wait for the interest to die down. I know, I know. The books were a fiasco, but how would it look if... yes... Yes. Okay, I get it, you don't want to... Can I just shoot the fool? Thanks, General. Oh, General? Can you send us some moonbunnies? Thank you, General. Yes... I love you too, General. Bye. *beep*

    Worst. Underground. Military leader. Ever. Anyways...

    /cocks shotgun
    here, little pancake bunny~
     

    whodathunk

    Smity Smithers VII
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    Åzurε said:
    /calls Pentagon

    *sigh*, postpone W.A.L.D.O., General. Yes, again. Just wait for the interest to die down. I know, I know. The books were a fiasco, but how would it look if... yes... Yes. Okay, I get it, you don't want to... Can I just shoot the fool? Thanks, General. Oh, General? Can you send us some moonbunnies? Thank you, General. Yes... I love you too, General. Bye. *beep*

    Worst. Underground. Military leader. Ever. Anyways...

    /cocks shotgun
    here, little pancake bunny~
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    AHA! I knew the government was planning something! How will I prevent them from controlling my mind? Elementry my dear watson! *Shoots self in head*

    HA IM DEAD! YOU CANT CONTR... What's that? I'm dead? And I shouldn't be talking because when you're dead you can't talk? Oh... Well now I just feel awkward. *points behind you* LOOK!! IT'S A MONKEY RIDING A UNICYCLE WHILE FIGHTING THE GIANT MONKEY MAN OF THE 8TH DIMENSION AND JUGGLING 6 FLAMING AK-47'S WITH RAZOR WIRE RAPPED AROUND THEM AND SMOKING A CIGAR DRESSED LIKE A FOOTBALL PLAYING KING IN SPACE... WITH A MUSTACH!!!

    P.S. Don't eat babies they're not delicious.
     

    whodathunk

    Smity Smithers VII
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    Åzurε said:
    Soul retrieved, Shanghai! iPhone 14 has an app for that.
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    yay! im not dead! and i want to know y i quote spongebob so much!

    "They want juggling and jokes? tough crowd, but i have to give them what they want! what do u call w vampire whose car breaks down 2 miles from a bloodbank? a cab!"

    see what i mean?
     

    Shanghai Alice

    Exiled to Siberia
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    Turnabout Court Judge said:
    um...Witness.. or.. uh... Shanghai Alice!

    Are you a Judge?
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    I'm a soldier, that means I'm,
    both the defendant and the judge.
    Standing on both sides of the flames.
    Rounding curves...

    Okay, no more ORIGA.

    Yes, I'm a judge. I look down at this world and JUDGE IT TO DEATH.

    and when will I understand what all the young folk are talking about these days?
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    Don't ask me, I'm an anachronism. :D
     
    Maraala

    Maraala

    a fiery passion
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    *talks like the little kid from the Tootsie Pop commericial* Mister Alice.... How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
     
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