The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice

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Pokestick said:
What do you think about the fact that that's not the case?
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Ah, so you think it isn't.

Very well then...

*Mumbles something about how the Lunarian Conspiracy is proceeding...

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Yes. It took me quite a while to do that, because... I'm an idiot.

BUT IT WAS WORTH IT, FOR I NOW HAVE KNOWLEDGE.
 
Why do I smile so much when I'm out in public?
 
How come there are a lot of concerts here this month, but I have to wait until All Time Low comes until January?
 
Why do I find myself continually reading your answers to these questions, oh wise one?
 
Sammyskitty said:
Oh Subject Delta Shanghai, can Sammy have zombies to kill?
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Why sure, little girl/boy. Here, eat this sun god, and you'll have wicked cool powers, to do stuffs with.

*Tosses body of sun god at Sammyskitty*

Hakuoro said:
Why do I find myself continually reading your answers to these questions, oh wise one?
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Azure's Addiction Spell is working...

Well, I must be just that good, eh heh heh...

Pokestick said:
What the hell is RuneScape?
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A playable MineCraft MMO, I think. I tried to research, but my eyes bled out.

Meduza said:
Why do I smile so much when I'm out in public?
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Because you can't have a Stepford Smiler with the Smile part, right?

tkallab said:
How come there are a lot of concerts here this month, but I have to wait until All Time Low comes until January?
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Because All Time Low is coolest in Winter months. Their records-

Okay, I'm going to stop th-

*CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENbus collides with Shanghai Alice, killing him instantly*

Zero° said:
Alice, how can I 1cc MoF on normal? Kanako always eats me with her last spell.
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Alice, Alice, Alice! Clean your dimensional playground, sort your bookshelf, change Hourai's diaper, answer that lazy bum's quesitons...

Look, I'm an automancer, and I work for a living. What do you do, Mr. Zero°?
Wait... I've heard that Lunarian s*CENSORED* and that vampire's reclusive librarian talk about you. You're that person who started that revolution, aren't you?

Well look here, Zero°, if that even is your real °...

You're not touchin' Gensokyo so long as we've got Reimu and Yukari! I'd rather die than let you pathetic pieces of trash known as modern humans come into my world!

You stay out, or I'll send my Suicide Squadron after you!

Oh dear, it looks like Shanghai just got hit by a CatCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENbus...
 
Pokestick said:
What do you do when you don't have the answer to our questions? : D
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Moron, I always have the answers to your idiotic questions.

Of course, with an intellect like yours, that's not saying much...

((Why, I make stuff up and use gimmicks, of course!))
 
Zeta Dimentio said:
Oh my Suwako... what is going on in this thread?

Sakuya: Human or Lunarian?
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Hey, wait, I just realized...

I'm actually ali-

Darnit, stay dead this time!

Yuyuko, if I catch you interfering with my plots again...


Hey everyone, it's your favorite magical girl, Alice Margatroid. Or, at least, I better be your favorite. But I know I am.

So, about Sakuya...

Personally, I think she's Lunarian. A stuck-up little b**** like that can't be from Gensokyo. Maybe she's the apprentice of Moonb*****?
 
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Now you have no excuse. You cannot escape my challenge now, coward! Name him!
 
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