The insanely random Pokemon story....

...Who then starts crying at what the Dusclops's said about him.:(...
 
The grimer and the slugma battle it out in the fight of the century! the fight knocks over the biggest buildings in the pokemon world. And this turned into a video game. However since the fighting continued it knocked down the factory where the game was made. the battle went on forever until dunsparce said "Why doesn't anyone ever pay attention to me..." this made the two "river" pokemon say...
 
What the hell? Why the rain stopped? Those Pokemon's cry and fights made Groudon wake up and...
 
Make their own popcorn out of thousands of sunkern. The sunkern screamed and writhed in agonizing pain as 6 Typhlosion, and 43 Camerupt, exploded fire on them. As they were screaming in pain, a young boy walked up and said "STOP!! You can't solve your problems like this! Just because you don't have popcorn, doesn't mean you can kill poor innocent creatures! Why I think that you-" He was cut short because the Typhlosion angrily bit his head off. This lead to a global riot causing...
 
...Geodudes to be smashed, Alakazam brains to be boggled, and Whismurs to be scared! With all of this going on, only one Pokemon can stop them. That Pokemon is...
 
Magikarp! he used his amasingly awesome move splash, and....


I clicked this thread because I read the word "insane", and because it describes me. XD
 
...Everyone becomes nice again! However, they are too nice, and the goody-two-shoeness of everything drives all of the emo people insane. After a mass suicide, it is decided that Magikrap is evil incarnate, and must be destroyed at all costs...
 
Using an immense robot possessed by a Rotom, they set out to obliterate the Magikarp menace. They found him lying uselessly on the floor of Tokyo, and the robot powered up it's Hyper Beam, unfortunately...
 
it backfired and killed the robot. Jirachi came down and his eye opened. He granted everybodies wish,but just as the eye was about to close, giovanni came over and said;

"I WISH I HAD A CUPCAKE!......

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AND TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!"

Every person and Pokemon became slaves to giovanni causing....
 
...a rebellion led by Professor Oak and all the Elite Four from each region! In a glorious charge, they vanquished all that came before them, until reached Giovanni's stereotypical bad guy castle, complete with constant lightning storm! They planned to...
 
steal his cupcake, to luer (wrong spelling) the pokemon snorlax to his castle and beat giovanni up. But when snorlax came, he was under Giovanni's control, and he killed them all.

...

They undied and thought up of a new plan, which was to...
 
So Cyrus accepts, and then gets dressed in a French Maid Uniform. Sadly, he isn't embarassed (Remeber, he hates all emotion). Well anyways, Giovanni thinks he's a hot girl in her 20's and let's him (or her) in. Cyrus then looks for the Jirachi locator. Meanwhile, Giovanni looks at Cyrus' behind.

2 weeks of exhausting work and sexual harassment, Cyrus finally finds the locator. Jirachi comes down on a silver platter from space, and gives Cyrus 3 wishes. Cyrus wishes...
 
greatly! Wish The First, he wishes he actually WAS a french maid, cause he enjoyed the attention.
Wish the Second, Cyrusa wished for WORLD DOMINATION over Giovanni
Wish the Third...
 
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