The insanely random Pokemon story....

*flys to find kanto in the shape of a Magikarp!!*
It seems when Arechu reformed the universe, it refomed it wrong.
At the eye of the magikarp, it was Pallet Town. Ash then flew there and went into his house.
 
Ash: Oh mommy mom-
WTF?

Ash's mom is a magikarp. It also seems when Arechu reformed the universe, He sabotoged Ash.

Ash: Ok....... WAAAAHHHH!!!!! I'm gonna kill myself!
But-
 
Ash: "??? It's you! That thief from New Bark Town! Argh! You pushed me that time!"
???: "Shut up. You told the police my name was ???. Now I have no name! I want a real name. I no longer want to be known as ???!"
Ash: "But I distinctly remember that you told me your name was ???. Anyway, get lost, I have to-"
Two musical voices suddenly interrupt from nowhere.
"...Prepare for trouble..."
 
Then Team Rocket Explodes for NO FLIPPIN REASON!!!

They explode and bits of Meowth Rain from the sky. Ash avoids the bits of feline Pokemon, but he is flung into the air by a trapdoor.

He flies all the way to Celadon City, where he lands next to the decapitated head of James. Looking around he realizes that nobody's here, just like that episode of the TwilightZone. He looks around for somebody, only to find...
 
Professor Oak.
He came.
For Misty. But Misty had her text speed set to SLOW and her battle style to SHIFT so ran after a Meowth whisker.
 
for rice balls. But due to 4Kids' meddling, the rice balls become donuts. Angered by this, Mew teleports to the Orange Islands to wreak havoc. Professor Ivy tries to calm Mew by...
 
Suddenly started dancing because had seen a shiny Wurmple, wich was busy with.....
 
Eating a Snorlax. The Shiny Wurmple made a snorlax sandwich then ate it in one bite.
mew was...
 
...disgusted, because the shiny wurmple didn't offer him a bite. So then Mew...
 
started chasing the shiny wurmple in order to punish it. Then, all of a sudden, a Team Rocket grunt appears from behind a bush and...
 
Orders his Koffing to use Sludge bomb on Mew and the shiny Wurmple. Both of them managed to dodge the attack by...
 
Mew picking up the shiny wurmple and flying high above. Angered by his failure, the Team Rocket Grunt's partner threw out a Zubat, comanding him to...
 
use its motor-powered rollerblades to wallride into a spin off the top of a building and dance the carmeldansen to the song levan polka while nazis twitter about it.
 
The Zubat however, crashed into a tree, while the grunt was yelling...
 
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