The Joke Thread

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^VAdvancedK9V^ said:
No, the humor was empty.

Things an insane Human Being would LOVE to do(that proves insaness):
  • Eat dark chocolate after bombing the Poop Deck
  • Eat 79 prunes in front of an over sensetive Grandmother
  • Comb Their Hair in front of a beehive
  • Insult Michael Jackson
  • Feed the Goldfish Goldfish crackers with pieces of fish
  • Have the dog learn english and give it a hot dog
  • Hanging a cokroach(not knowing why this is stupid proofs dumbness)
  • love Disney(WOOT! I'm not insane!)
  • Hate Pokemon(This doesn't have to be on the list)
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Yea, I sometimes stink at jokes.
 
Got these 3 jokes from a site I was on earlier

What is Pikachu's favorite pie?
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How can Brock see when his eyes are always closed?
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Which Pokemon can count to 3 in Spanish?
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What is a female Wailord called?
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What is a male Nidorina called?
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StarLatias said:
What is a female Wailord called?
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What is a male Nidorina called?
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I wish chameleons could be more famous, You think ones going to make it big then they just fade into the background.
 
I've got some jokes which my friend made up yesturday:

there were 4 people walking down the street, an Honset Politician the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause and a Homless Man, they all see a $100 bill on the ground, who got it first?

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this one is pretty long:

George W. Bush, Al Gore and John F. Kennedy were at a mens day Spa, after a nice lunch all 3 decided to use the rest room, when they entered they were greeted by the Attended who told then "please be sure to check out our latest attraction, a mirror, that if you look into it and say somthing true, then you will be granted with your wildest wish, but be warned, if you say somthing false, then you will be sucked into it forever."
So John F. Kennedy walked up to it and said: "I think that i am the best choise to be elected President this year" and he found the keys to a new Bently in his hand.
Al Gore stepped up and said "i think that i am the most concerned about the Environmentall problems out of us 3" and he found enough money to fund his next Campaign.
Excited by the fact that one of his wished might finally come true, George W. Buch stepped up, said "I think" and was promptly sucked into the Mirror.


well i hope you like them
 
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Some blond jokes, no offense to all blonds:

Two blonds were going to Disneyland, but then they left. Why?

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Why was the blond staring at the carton of orange juice?

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There's a brunette, a red head, a blond, and a mirror. If you lie to the mirror, then you disappear. The brunette was looking at the mirror, and said "I'm pretty," then she disappeared. The red head said to the mirror "I think I'm pretty," she disappeared too. Then the blond said to the mirror "I think," and she disappeared.


Here's a joke my friend made up, it's kind of stupid, but made me laugh.

How do you get Pikachu onto a plane?

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Yo mama so stupid when she saw her reflection in the toilet she thought she was drowning and dived in.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is expired.
 
It's "Yo mama's so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart, fell over K-Mart, and landed on Target".

Yo mama's so ugly she hasta sneak up on her reflection in the mirror.
 
Yo mama's so stupid I asked for a quarter back and she gave me Steve McNair.
 
Yo Mama's so old When God said let there be light she flipped the switch.

Yo Mama's so old her first job was baby-sitting Cain and Abel.
 
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