Calamitastrophe
He's really feeling it
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- Seen Dec 14, 2016
When I first got the game, I kind of panicked. I heard Chrom gets married after an early chapter in the game, and I thought that was when I would have to be married, too. Well, I didn't want to be forever alone. I was having trouble choosing, so my friend was like, "Why not marry Panne?". Ok, well she's a bit racist, but she's not bad-looking and she's a bunny (and we all know what bunnies like to do, amirite?).
Second playthrough, though, I married Tharja. Not that I'm attracted to the yandere part of her, but if a pretty girl wants it so bad, who am I to say no? Besides, literally every conversation involving Tharja is hilarious.
Third time was Olivia. She's pretty, cute, and lovable. But this was a political marriage. For Inigo's sake, I needed to contribute the most potent genes to Olivia. I needed to give her... the genes of a god!
Second playthrough, though, I married Tharja. Not that I'm attracted to the yandere part of her, but if a pretty girl wants it so bad, who am I to say no? Besides, literally every conversation involving Tharja is hilarious.
Third time was Olivia. She's pretty, cute, and lovable. But this was a political marriage. For Inigo's sake, I needed to contribute the most potent genes to Olivia. I needed to give her... the genes of a god!