Escaping the heat of Cinnabar Island allows the team to return to the more familiar climate of the contiguous Kanto. Rue and Basil especially prefer the cooler waters of Viridian City. Everyone will need to savor the comforts they can, as we have little but the toughest of battles remaining to face.
To reach the Indigo Plateau, in fact, we have only one obstacle left in our way. Viridian gym, the toughest gym in Kanto. I'm sure it'll be a fierce challenge for everyone, a chance to show how strong we've all grown throughout this journey. Even the trainers strewn throughout are pretty tough - their Pokemon are mostly fully evolved and are hitting pretty hard (though not as hard as we can). Finally, the end is in sight, the final battle with the gym leader nears, and...
"Pfft, it's YOU?! Oh. My. God. This is just too hilarious. Really?"
His eyes are first locked on the purple ball at my waist, but after a bit the insults seem to hit him.
"And who do you think you're speaking to? The fiercest gym leader in all the Kanto region, it is I, Giovanni! Tremble before the might of my quaking earth!"
Awww, he's got the whole gym leader routine figured out with his type and everything. Isn't it adorable?
Judging by his sputtering red face I must've said that aloud. Good. I toss out the purple ball and get to work.
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"Tarragon, use Growth!"
"Tarragon, hit em with a Growth!"
"One more Growth, Tarragon!"
"H-hey! What do you think you're doing?? T-that's... That's cheating!"
"If you want me to stop then quit using Scary Face and attack me already~"
"Hnnngh... Deep breaths Giovanni. Think of your affirmations... Yes... She just doesn't understand your masterful strategy, yet. Ufufufu..."
"Go for another Growth, Tarragon!"
Five Mega Drains later, the battle is won.
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He truly is the world's saddest little boy, now. I'll have to high-five whichever grunt must have told him that making Rhyhorn hold an Everstone made it stronger. He hands me the badge with the same hand he used to wipe his sniveling with, so we're not touching that for awhile.
Now that we're done with that, we can actually take a bit of a break. Basil hasn't truly been so close to home in awhile, and it's funny to see him interact with things now that he's so much bigger. He seems a lot calmer, a lot more at ease, and I feel much the same. Which means...
"Oh my god, is that Leaf? You must be heading to the league, huh? Y'know, I hear the bouncer there is pretty good, so I hope you spent a lot on your fakes!" Blue seems to be emphasizing syllables at random, each word tumbling out in a disjointed cadence, as if he dropped them on the floor and reordered them as he spoke. It seems he didn't take the silent treatment too well last time.
"You can't honestly act proud to have won those badges, can you? None of them even used a full team."
"Well now, there were some tough challenges even still. Like Blaine's quizzes... I hear Caterpie is a pretty complicated Pokemon to know about, anyone could've messed that question up."
"What the hell is a Cater... How do you even know about that?!? Uggh, at least I actually evolve my Pokemon. Let's just get this over with."
We lead Rue into Pidgeot. This maybe seems like a pretty bad idea but I have the big brain strategy prepared of... Hoping that her Quick Claw activates. We would live a Wing Attack anyways to get off a Spore... If it didn't crit. Not a great start. I just send in Caraway to get rid of this thing, who then gets knocked out by Charizard. I thought we could live a single Flamethrower, but I guess not. Fennel lives and scores a Sleep Powder followed by three acids, but it isn't enough to take Charizard down before he knocks out Fennel and the rest of our team.
This fight actually takes four attempts. I use Turmeric to defeat Pidgeot, which baits Alakazam. I get a relatively free switch to Caraway as such. Using, Leech Seed and Strength, I can time a switch to Basil as Leech Seed kills Alakazam, which brings out Charizard next. Basil reliably lives a Flamethrower and hits with a Sleep Powder (see title), and I really need to just hope this lasts long enough to bring Caraway back in and land two Psychics. It does. The rest is easy, despite Fennel getting full parad three times in a row against Exeggcute. We actually win without anyone fainting, but it of course required luck in return.
"Man, after four tries you finally got lucky enough with Sleep Powder to beat me? Aren't you such a strategist?"
I scoff. "It's a little tough to win against a big scary fire dragon when you're just using Grass-types."
"Ever heard of type diversity?"
"Ever heard of a lobotomy?"
As he flies away on his fainted Pidgeot, I have to admit to myself that he's right. We need to do better if we want our Grass-types to take on the Pokemon League.
Victory Road was uneventful. It's the last time we'll see a cave for a while, so Rue's sure to enjoy it. You'd think the so-called "Victory Road" would at least be cleaned up for us, but it was covered in boulders for Basil to shove around. Whatever, it's over now. All that stands between us and that sweet sweet HALL OF FAME is four trainers.
We waste no time. The team is level 60 as we enter.
Lorelai is pretty. Easy. Fennel takes down Dewgong but is confused by Petal Dance, so we switch to Caraway to beat Slowbro. Turmeric is able to take down the rest. I try to conserve Giga Drain PP (ethers are weirdly scarce in Kanto?) by setting up some Growths, but a double protect from Cloyster renders that mostly moot.
Bruno is barely harder. Tarragon sets up a couple Growths on Onix, but it has Roar so I can't really afford to set up any more. Onix also nabs a Defense and Speed drop with Iron Tail and Rock Tomb, so Taragon's sweeping capabilities are limited. We get through Onix, Hitmonchan, and Hitmonlee, but a crit Mega Kick slams into Taragon... and she holds out with only 1 HP! I appreciate the hard work, but we should still switch out to Caraway, who cleans up with Psychic and Solarbeam.
Agatha seems impressed that I've ignored Oak's pleas to fill out the Pokedex, but the Poison-type trainer won't take it easy on us regardless. Caraway takes out Gengar, Arbok, and... Another Gengar, but he's down to just 9 HP. It's at this point I remember I dropped Basil's Secret Power for Earthquake (bad choice, it barely hits anything left in the game), which means I don't have much that can switch in on Golbat and hit it hard anymore. I decide to switch in Tarragon, who hits a Stun Spore and then faints to give a free switch for Caraway who can outspeed and kill with Psychic. The remaining Haunter is deftly slashed to nothing by Rue's Aerial Ace.
And Lance. We lead with Rue to Spore his big stupid water dragon. Tarragon switches in, sets upu Growths, and Mega Drains Gyarados and Aerodactyl to death before falling to Dragonite's Outrage. I hoped to live long enough to give Dragonite a lil Tickle, but oh well. Rue Spores Dragonite and swaps to Caraway. It looks like two Psychics will leave a sliver of health, so I use Leech Seed to stop Lance from Full Restoring. The remaining two Dragonairs go down pretty slowly to an Acid Assault from the teamwork of Fennel and Turmeric.
I pay no mind to Lance's congratulations and subsequent "but." Caraway knew this would happen, knew someone would be there to steal the show at the final moment. Basil, Rue, Turmeric, Fennel, Caraway, and Tarragon are all battered and bruised, but determined all the same, as am I. We are going to wipe that smug grin off his stupid, sad face.
With the resolve one can only find by trying to wipe a smug grin off someone's face, I peel back the curtain of the final room.
"Okay, let's get this over with."
Blue startles and turns around quickly. It seems he was practicing his posing for the HALL OF FAME photo. His look of surprise quickly morphs to that same smirk as always.
"I see how it is. You just couldn't resist following in my footsteps. You felt like scavenging up a win against the trainers I weakened because you couldn't beat them yourself. You and your Grass Pokemon. And now I bet you think you can do the same to me. That's no way to win. You're second place. Left behind. No match for me. Am I wrong?"
Caraway predicted that, too. "That's your problem, Blue. You think everyone is always scheming, always out to stab you in the back, because that's all you can ever think to do. You're strong, but you can't understand my motives. I'm not snatching the championship from you because that's the only way to get ahead. I'm doing it because you're insufferable and you suck. That's your greatest weakness - you suck so bad that people will go all out to take you down even the slightest of pegs. And what better way to tear you down than to beat you with the type you always harp about being the worst?"
You can almost see the boy internalize a word that I said or two, but he has a one track mind. "Fine, I'll bite. Give me your Grass-types. Throw me one. Six. A hundred. A million! It doesn't matter, I'll shred them to nothing. Y'know why? Because I have a goddamn fire breathing dragon, and I'm the strongest trainer in the world!!!!!!!!!!"
Sadly, he's more right than he yet knows. My speech is undercut a bit by my five consecutive losses. There's a lot of reasons, many of them my fault. For one, I gave my single Sunny Day TM to Fennel, who wasn't really the best choice for the job (no offense buddy). Moreover, the strategy I tried at first involved baiting out certain Pokemon at certain times by keeping track of which of my Pokemon were weak to the moves of others. Unfortunately, I managed to check the doc for Blue's last fight rather than this one, so all the moves were wrong and none of it worked for awhile. But I'm fast, and I'm persistent. As we faint, I run back in and try again. By the sixth attempt I'm ragged, I'm out of breath, and Blue's smirk has only grown wider, but I don't care about my dignity. I need to guide everyone to victory, and to guide Blue to slight embarrassment.
I lead with Tarragon. We Tickle Pidgeot twice, switch to Basil, Sleep Powder into Leech Seed. I then swap back into Tarragon for two more Tickles, then to Fennel. I time Pidgeot dying to my switch to Caraway, making sure the sun is up when it happens. This brings Gyarados out, and a Miracle Seed lets his Solarbeams take down Gyarados with one turn of Sun remaining for when Charizard comes out. I plan to use my Chlorophyl turn to set up Light Screen, which I do, but then Charizard misses Fire Blast. And then misses another! Psychic is doing way more damage than I thought it would, too. Blue heals into another Psychic but is then able to kill Caraway with Fire Blast. I bring in Basil.... Who just barely misses the kill with Strength. He must've been prepared for this, as he dodges right out of yet another Fire Blast! Another takes him out after all, but Basil's sacrifice was worthy, and now no more Fire Blast PP remains. Rue picks up the kill and Giga Drains the Rhydon switch, healing to pretty much full. Now comes Alakazam, who just Reflects before getting Spored. Alakazam is pretty scary without Caraway, so this isn't over yet. I try to keep Sporing Alakazam until Reflect runs out so I can kill with Rue, but the sleep lasts long enough that it wears off exactly when he wakes up. No matter, the second cycle it works, and a crit Aerial Ace that didn't even matter clears things up. Blue's own Exeggutor is all that remains. Rue gets Sleep Powdered themself for once, but because Exeggutor isn't packing any Psychic moves, I'm not worried. I send in Tarragon again to get a couple Tickles, then it's out to Turmeric. Despite suffering a max-length sleep, a critical hit Egg bomb, and two Full Restores, Turmeric is able to defeat Exeggutor with Acids with only 9 HP remaining. We've won! Finally!
And Blue's unfazed. "Psh. Ok, sure. You can take the champion title for now, I'll just win it back in a day or two. It took you... Six tries? I'm sure it'll only take my one, and you'll never win out overall. Face it, your little garden is no match for me."
And maybe not. "But he is."
"Congratulations, Leaf! I came as soon as I heard the news!"
Blue's' enthusiasm drops a measure. "W-what is he doing here."
"I see you've truly come of age, Leaf!"
"Gramps, no, y-you better not-"
"Blue! Do you understand why you lost?"
"No, Leaf, you can't do this! Getting me lectured, you can't-"
"You have forgotten to treat your Pokemon with love and trust. Without them, you will never become a champ again!"
"I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS!!!!" Blue bolts out of the hall, tears streaking behind him.
I'm embarrassed this had to be a part of Caraway's plan, I should've seen it myself. Boy so obviously has daddy issues, and I don't feel bad exploiting it one bit. The witch is dead, and there's only one place left to go now.
The HALL OF FAME is ours.
The picture comes and goes quickly. Basil is clingy as always, trying to lie atop me as he did when he was a Bulbasaur. Rue is much less clearly enthused, but the tremors in her claws have subsided, and she gazes calmly at the lens. Fennel and Turmeric stand tall, front and center, never leaving each other's side. Caraway winks at the camera, clearly satisfied even if he's not sure what for. And Tarragon hops in the air to make sure she's included in the picture, as she should be.
I wonder if the league makes postcards with these. This is going straight to Blue's mailbox.