.::.THE N I N J A CLUB!.::.

[Izy]

yes.
that poster is very true.
we are everywhere.
just usually hiding behind you drinking your soda

 

[Waffle-San]

Haha, those pictures are amazing.
That's why we ninjas were directly related to the invention of the straw. Pirates tend to naturally have longer tongue's then us. So we adapted.

 

[Izy]

yeah. we're just cool like that.
pirates got nuthin on us

 

[Eos Aduro]

Nope, since ninjas are all like WE ARE NINJA! And everyone else is all like WE IS SCARED! Yup :D.

 

[Izy]

yeah, totally.
unless that someone is a pirate.
so its like "WE ARE NINJA!"
then they're like "WE ARE PIRATE!"
Then we're like "DIE!"
Then they're like "DIE!"
Then we attack them and they attack us and we end up killing off most of their people before they retreat.

 

[Waffle-San]

Haha, I have a shirt that says, just so you know I'm a ninja, Spencer found it on the rack. Yay for not having his size!!!! (sorry!)
I should wear that, just so all the high school folk know who they're messing with. Stupid racial no comprendo people

 

[Akarei Yorume]

This is my new favorite thing ever...

Also, here's a more human ninja poster
https://forums.tutorialninjas.net/attachments/humor/80d1204064753-motivational-posters-ninja.jpg
It's our job to do stuff like this all the time, y'dig?

ZOMGROFLMAO! I love that guy's expression!

 

[Izy]

Haha, I have a shirt that says, just so you know I'm a ninja, Spencer found it on the rack. Yay for not having his size!!!! (sorry!)
I should wear that, just so all the high school folk know who they're messing with. Stupid racial no comprendo people

Dude, that's amazing. I wish they made shirts like that for girls. And i wish that i could be able to wear it at school. that'd be hott.

 

[Waffle-San]

Definately, Why arn't you aloud? Some kind of dress code? It just has a coloured in stickman ninja basically. That sucks though, your school must be run by pirates.

O yes and we cannot let Pirates get the Oxford Dictionary on their side. To a point, they have the ability to control our language (over time) 0.o

 

[Izy]

yeah. dress code. only solid coloured polos and neutral coloured pants. >:(

:O good idea! I'm gunna look up ninja in the dictionary xD

 

[Kimichi-sama]

I totally need a ninja shirt for school for school! That'd be so cool.

 

[Izy]

apperently a ninja was a man trained in ancient martial arts and hired as a spy and/or assassin.
are we cool or what??

 

[Roy G. Biv]

OMGYZ No double postin' ;D

I am making way for our belov'd leader'd 1000th post ^^

 

[Izy]

(1000th post ftw)

anyway, i have something to report.

guess what day it was at my sister's high school yesterday?
DRESS LIKE A NINJA DAY!
heck yes!
score one for the ninja!

 

[Akarei Yorume]

Hey, look at this:

Spoiler:

 

[Izy]

Marching band ftw

Hey, ninjas like to have fun every once in a while. Lets go terrorize the nearest high school! (that's my futre high school, too, btw)

 

[Roy G. Biv]

I went to Halloween USA store yesterday. 5 rows of pirate costumes. NO NINJA COSTUMES.

 

[Izy]

That's disgusting.
I actually might've taken a few of them costumes off the hangers and flung them somewhere.
But i wouldn't get caught.
cuz i'm a ninja ^-^

 

[Confuse]

I like this club. Can I join?

Are there special requirements or anythin'?

 

[Izy]

I like this club. Can I join?

Are there special requirements or anythin'?

Of course you can! The only special requirement i can think of is that you have to be 100% ninja. you can't be 80% ninja and 20% pirate.
or worse, 80% ninja, 10% pirate and 10% cowboy.
Plus, you can pick an element to be ninja of. There's no real point to the element stuff, its just fun.
Theres fire, water, earth/ground/grass, air/wind, electricity/lightning, light, dark. that's what i can think of right now.
or you could choose to not be any element... but i find that boring.