The Never-Ending Saga, Version Chu!

[LegendChu]

.....Automatic-High-Speed-Super-Duper-Whatchamacallit, which.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

...got destroyed a few seconds later because an angry, rampaging cow stomped on it. Everyone followed the cow and...

 

[Tsutarja]

...wound up having to deal with the fear of an angry cow. From there, the cow...

 

[Alakazam17]

...transformed back into a human, revealing himself to be the little known superhero, Cowman. Cowman...

 

[Sparkin]

...and his sidekick,Bullman were surveying the border of Rural City and...

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

...Beating up a bad person who had bullied someone else. Soon...

 

[Tsutarja]

...Cowman and Bullman met their greatest arch nemesis,...

 

[LegendChu]

.....The Great Witch of the North, who had always wondered how a cow could be a man because.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Alakazam17]

...cows are supposed to be exclusively female. Her question was finally answered when it was revealed to her that Cowman...

 

[Xerslash]

...undergone a gender change surgery! Upon hearing this, the witch...

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

...Disn't trust him so she...

 

[LegendChu]

.....summoned a tornado, but the spell went wrong &.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Alakazam17]

...she accidentally summoned a black hole instead. As a result...

 

[Tsutarja]

...the world was about to be over with, until...

 

[LegendChu]

.....Randy Orton showed up & hit her with an RKO outta nowhere. He was fuming with anger, because John Cena stole his finisher, so.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...Mr. Cena left for Florida, and when he left, he decided to...

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

...cry out with a high pitched voice. Soon...

 

[Tsutarja]

...afterward, John Cena went back to his normal career, which is...

 

[LegendChu]

.....working as an escape artist, for 'You Can't See Me' Inc. But Orton was persistent & managed to find him. Then.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

...He saw one of Radiating's birds which...