The Never-Ending Saga, Version Chu!

[Tsutarja]

...didn't have a significant other. It was there that...

 

[LegendChu]

....they both zeroed in on one name, which was.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...Ultra, named after the new Pok?mon game announcement from today. There, the doctor...

 

[LegendChu]

.....who was actually Lex Luthor in disguise, told them that.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...Kryptonite is effective on them, too, which meant...

 

[LegendChu]

.....that they might be related to Superman &.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...from Krypton! However, where are their powers? Only he knows, and his name is not John Cena, it's...

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

...a giant 2-headed snake with a bear's body! It proceeded to...

 

[LegendChu]

.....the shopping mall, to buy some.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...Subway at the food court. After eating...

 

[LegendChu]

.....it suddenly grew a third head that resembled.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Alakazam17]

...Justin Bieber. Upon seeing this, the people at the mall who didn't budge at the sight of a two-headed snake bear began to...

 

[LegendChu]

.....run helter-skelter because no one wanted to be a victim of Bieber's awful.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Alakazam17]

...beat-boxing. So in order to protect all these innocent people, out came...

 

[Tsutarja]

...the trapper, who had no success because...

 

[LegendChu]

.....by then Bieber had already started singing. This resulted.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Alakazam17]

...in all the mirrors shattering while people fell to the ground clutching their ears. The trapper then...

 

[Tsutarja]

...proceeded to approach Bieber, being successful in his catch. The people then...

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

...got scared and ran off. Soon a familiar figure came around to...

 

[LegendChu]

.....the mall. It was none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger, who offered a reward for whoever spelled his surname correctly. So.....

Pika Pika :chu: