The Never-Ending Saga, Version Chu!

[Alakazam17]

...Sadly nobody could get the reward. That is, until Captain Picard came and...

 

[Tsutarja]

...did his iconic "facepalm" expression. However, was it Captain Picard, or Professor X? Nobody could figure out the identity crisis created here. However, somebody who went by "Tsutarja" said...

 

[LegendChu]

.....hello I'm the fairy godmother :P. 'Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo'. And lo & behold.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Alakazam17]

...everybody else turned into pumpkins, Tsutarja then...

 

[Tsutarja]

...undid his magic, because he...

 

[LegendChu]

Tsutarja is a fairy godmother, so its a she, lol :P

.....she wanted to touch-up her make-up, because.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Alakazam17]

...she had a date with...

 

[PageEmp]

...A muscular man who was secretly evil and had a plan to commit forms of evil, such as...

 

[Alakazam17]

...banning every font type except for Comic Sans. This man's name was...

 

[LegendChu]

.....Munna Michael, who was formerly a professional.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...profesional. A professional professional was a legit title, indeed. However, that didn't suffice for the fact that he...

 

[Alakazam17]

...profesional. A professional professional was a legit title, indeed. However, that didn't suffice for the fact that he...

...was actually a professional profesional, which was completely different. This meant that he had to...

 

[LegendChu]

.....inflate balloons for kiddie birthday parties, which.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...severely pissed him off. At least he was getting paid for the job, until...

 

[PageEmp]

...a strange smelling smoke entered the room and enfulged him, making him think of...

 

[Tsutarja]

....birds and flowers and nothing but pure happiness. The reality was that he...

 

[LegendChu]

.....had now been kidnapped by.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...Damen. But, Damen who? Damen...

 

[PageEmp]

...who was some lazy, big person who always laid on his bed for no reason. He kidnapped that character because...

 

[Tsutarja]

...he was bored and had nothing else to do. He also wanted to get out of bed, but...