The Never-Ending Saga, Version Chu!

[Tsutarja]

...head to the store, only to find out...

 

[LegendChu]

.....that there was a huge traffic jam, so.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Alakazam17]

...that wasn't a problem because he was hopping, not driving. Once at the store he...

 

[Tsutarja]

...tried on the pair of shes he was looking for. From there...

 

[PageEmp]

...He discovered the shoes gave him superpowers, such as...

 

[Tsutarja]

...making sure idiots don't run their country down...

 

[LegendChu]

.....by trying to steal precious National Treasures like the AKChu (Automated Ketchup Churner) &.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[PageEmp]

...creating a massive barrier around the country, which meant...

 

[LegendChu]

.....that no one could escape the.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...border. With that in mind, anybody who tries to escape...

 

[PageEmp]

...will be punished by being forced to kill a famous actor, which results in everyone criticizing and hating you for the rest of your life.

However, he forgot about that rule and so he tried to escape the country for no reason, and so had to be punished by executing a famous actor. As a result...

 

[LegendChu]

.....he was sent to a secluded island in the.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Alakazam17]

...Galapagos. But fortunately for the rabbit he didn't need such superpowers, and only needed the shoes for dancing. So he...

 

[LegendChu]

.....went to the store, bought the shoes &.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...changed into them. After that,...

 

[PageEmp]

...that these new shoes gave him the power to win anything forever. This meant...

 

[LegendChu]

...that he could now go &....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Alakazam17]

...easily defeat the dog and crow in the dance-off. So he went and...

 

[LegendChu]

.....discussed his plan with the cat & the mouse. They both.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...decided that this was an outrage, which lead to...