The Never-Ending Saga, Version Chu!

[Ace Trainer 188]

...every shooting game in the world being banned. Therefore...

 

[LegendChu]

.....the planet Krypton was destroyed & Superman was.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

...about to turn into a...

 

[LegendChu]

.....belly dancer from Hawaii, because.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Alakazam17]

...it was his choice. But before he could transform and live out the rest of his days as a belly dancer...

 

[Tsutarja]

..., he decided that maybe he wanted a better career. A career that...

 

[Alakazam17]

...involved caring for stray porcupines. This was an ideal career for him because...

 

[Tsutarja]

...he didn't mind getting pricked. However, soon he realized...

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

...That there was a bar nearby and he went there to drink a...

 

[LegendChu]

.....glass of milk. It gave him the power to.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Alakazam17]

...read the minds of insects. This was extremely beneficial because...

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

...there was an insect nearby who was in severe danger. Apparently that insect...

 

[Tsutarja]

...was too fast to be swatted. That's when he decided he was going to...

 

[LegendChu]

.....call his childhood buddies Spiderman & Batman to.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Alakazam17]

...see if his new powers worked on the former. As he waited...

 

[LegendChu]

.....for them to arrive, John Cena visited him to....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Lunar]

...give him an RKO OUTTA NOWHERE(kill me), once he was finished he...

 

[Alakazam17]

...decided to lurk in the bushes so that he could do the same to Spiderman and Batman. Upon their arrival...

 

[Tsutarja]

..., they decided they wanted to vacation in Florida. The city they chose would be...

 

[Alakazam17]

...St. Petersburg. So the two hopped in the Batmobile while John Cena followed behind in his...