The Never-Ending Saga, Version Chu!

[Tsutarja]

...market OxiClean to the world outside of the US. This was successful at first, but...

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

He realised that it would be a good idea to paint his manager's favourite tissue box, so...

 

[Tsutarja]

...he painted it black, but then that went like...

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

..."would that make me racist if I did that?" Then, he...

 

[LegendChu]

.....decided what was done was done. As a result, he.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Lunar]

...Gave it back to his boss, only to find...

 

[LegendChu]

.....that his boss had been kidnapped by a criminal organization that.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...was entirely rogue and unknown to authorities. The Mafia, was it? Or could it have been...

 

[LegendChu]

.....The Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies, who were known for.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

...Attacking people. But there is a reason for that, which is...

 

[LegendChu]

.....something that had been secret by the organization, because they did not want.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...others to let their word get out. Soon, one member went rogue and went onto social media, and immediately the police decided it was time to...

 

[LegendChu]

.....take a vacation, so they all planned a trip to.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...Florida. After a day in Orlando, they headed to Tampa, where it was decided that..

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

...he should go live in an enclosed space becuase...

 

[LegendChu]

.....there was only one word to describe him & I'll spell it out for you, S-A-W-F-T.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

Who knew what that meant? Either way, S-A-W-F-T was the new way of life, and...

 

[LegendChu]

.....it was all thanks to the originator - Big Cass, who now had the.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[jombii]

...secret recipe for Coca Cola. However, he...

 

[Tsutarja]

...refused to publish the recipe online, despite Coke now losing lots in profit. Thankfully, he only...