You should tell those people that Illuminati Family has your back...... ;P
But really, that kind of thing pisses me off. People need to mind their own business. According to my study of people, in groups like that, the "leader" always has some underlying issues, usually at home, that causes them to make fun of people. And that person's "lackeys" are trying to fit in, so they join in with making fun of people, not realizing why the "leader" does that.
I haven't really thought about how to turn that on them, but that's because I haven't had to deal with anyone like that in years. I wish I knew this stuff back then..... >_<