*gives Dev his sandwich*
*gets up and stands on table to make a speech*
Ahem. Everyone listening? Okay. Microphone?
*Mr. Mime hands microphone up*
Thank you.
Well, my friends, I believe it's time. This installment of the Nightclub has lasted longer than any previous one, and it's been a great place. But all good things do come to an end.
We all know that the Nightclub has been dying a slow, painful death over the course of the last few months. I believe the spirit of it was never really as lively as the original one, and it has been dampened a few times throughout its life. This club has been home to some of us, and has brought people together throughout its time. I made amazing friends here, most notably my dear Akita and Sammyskitty. There have been good times here and bad times, but overall this was a excellent thing for many of us. It's gotta end though- like Brett Favre and his prolonged football career, this thread has been just been painful to watch continue. Maybe in half a year or so we can try again, try to make it so the place actually works. Hiiro and I were talking about it, and maybe we can actually get something together soon.
But for now, we must shut down. The night's finally over, guys- go home and sleep off whatever I gave you to drink.