"Hahaha! Have a little laugh in your life!"
Yeah, very funny. Geodude, huh? Jessa, you're the one who needs some levelling up, so go!
I'm on it! *chops the rock* Damn, it survived with a sliver of health!
Don't worry, I think you'd be fine as long as the lame pebble doesn't use like, magnitude, or-
"Self-destruct! Hahaha!"
WHAT!?
*Ka-BOOM!!!*
The smoke cleared up, and what was now visible was a Machop carcass, covered in scars.
Jessa fainted!
**** YOUR GODDAMN ****!!
No.
"Hahaha! Why do guys look so serious? Learn to laugh! Haha!"
NO.
"Hahahaha! Not a big deal, come on and-"
NO YOU SENSELESS ****ER!!!
The next scene consists of an enraged chimpanzee causeing concussions on a mountaneer and his rock collection. I will not document that part as it is very violent and mature, in a way that there are very morbid parts. Since I know this forum has a few young members, I will not show this part.
RIP Jessa the Machop
Lvl 6-24
Master, will Jessa be safe in heaven?
...
I hope so...
"I have good news sir, your Grotle has survived the operation! And is healed!"
...
"Uh, sir?"
*takes Aston's ball and runs away*
Jessa is gone, and it's all my fault!
Dude, calm down, would ya?
You realise we have a gym to conquer, right?
Marts, you are a genius.
Huh?
So the gang went around the city to search for the leader. She was in the contest hall, and then everyone headed to the gym afterwards.
Okay, I will have Toby and Aston to stomp the gym trainers, since they are underleveled, and Toby could provide a valueble asset against the Mismagius.
What about me? I can hit the Haunter family super effectively with confusion!
I would love to use you, but trust me. I've seen a LOT of Psyduck end their lives at this specific gym, and I don't want that to happen to you.
*insert horse and turtle killing ghosts here*
"Well, well, it looks like you have decided to challenge me!"
Indeed!
"Then why don't you have a full team?"
Agh, don't ask me...
"Very well. Go, Duskull!"
Gobble him up, Aston!
All right! *snap!*
"Dangit! Go, Mismagius!"
Go, Toby! Use Flame wheel!
All right! *boom!*
"Ack! A stupid burn! Mismagius, use Shadow ball!"
Woah! This thing hits like a truck!
Indeed it does! Marts, come out!
All right!
"Ugh! This lame bird is IMMUNE to ghost attacks! Change of plans, Confuse ray!"
Oh no!
Martin is confused!
HaI gUIse, wHuT Iz GOiNg On!?
Martin used Wing attack!
HEy, dO YoU wAnTA PARTAY?
"W-no!"
PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY *kills the Mismagius*
"GOD DAMNIT! This is the most frustrating battle ever! Kill that lame parrot, Haunter!"
Hm, stay on, Marts!
PARTYPARTYPARTYPARTY *slaps himself* PARTYPARTY *slaps himself* PARTY *slaps himself*
Rats! I forgot you were still confused! Here! *uses old gatau*
"Hypnosis!"
Luckilly, I have a thing called an awakening, so here you go!
"Confuse ray!"
Never mind, just stay like tha-
SYFGOCEFHOOVEESEAYUGJOOTWQEGUB! *repeatedly slaps Haunter*
Oh phew.
"Curses! I mean, good job on the win."
Heh, no problem.
"Well, I kinda thought you'd lose since well, you
don't have a full team.."
Do you want me to explain why I don't have a full team?
"Uh, sure."
"Oh my, poor Jessa! May she rest in peice."
Yeah, I never saw it comming, and I really wanted her to evolve.
"That's really sad. Here, it's your 3rd badge, as well as the Shadow claw TM. I hope you put those to good use!"
Thanks. And so long!
"Bye!"
So the team headed away from the gym, only to meet.....a familiar face
"Hey let's battle! Wreck 'em, Staravia!"
Well, uh okay! Go, Rachel!
All right! *water pulses*
"Ugh, confusion! Switch out!"
I'm impressed by how smart you are.
"Yeah, whatever. Kill her, Roselia!"
Heh, do you realise I was going to use confusion after that?
"SON OF A-"