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Oh great, now the intire world is going to be flooded in a hours time -_-
 
Lacus: I can feel your anger, Luna. It gives you focus. It makes you stronger.
Lunamaria: Go **** yourself, Pink Princess.
Lacus: *holds up a lightsaber* You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
Lunamaria: I'll never serve you!
Lacus: It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your sister, are now...mine.
Lunamaria: *takes the lightsaber with the Force* DIE, *****!!!
Lacus: No. No! YOU will die! *blasts Lunamaria with Force lightning* POWER!!! UNLIMITED POWER!!! *tosses Lunamaria out the window*
Stellar: Eep.
Lacus: *takes out her own lightsaber and ignites it, revealing a hot pink blade* You want some of this?!
*Stellar runs into Shinn's arms*
 
again? at the last party I went to yoda and luke got drunk and were dirty dancing with each other... then chewy mistook yoda for a spongecake and ate his brainness
 
Shinn: OMFG, Kira! Look what your girlfriend did to my girlfriends!
Stellar: *crying uncontrollably* It was awful, Shinn! Lacus electrocuted Flay and Luna and threw them out of the window! *shrieks in anguish, then breaks down into tears again*
Shinn: *takes out a red lightsaber* You and Lacus shall pay, Kira!
Kira: *takes out a blue lightsaber* Never!
*Shinn begins dueling Kira and Lacus*
Athrun: Okay, I think we're gonna leave now.
Dearka: Yeah, me too.
Yzak: Me three!
*Athrun, Dearka, and Yzak leave*
 
But then...the pie came. It came...with such a blueberry presence....that no one was spared of it's sweet high sugar fatness....it came...to kill...
 
the cheesecake, starring: three green Muffins!, Alice Bremont!, Doctor Mache, and as special guest, the Greek fruit cake(NOT done with greek fruits)*faints*
 
Brookes said:
Wait, didnt darth vader run around in the nude at that party???
No... that was a different party, the one when Princess Leia drank a whole keg and vomitted in the pool... then Darth jumped in the pool

In other news, lorks a lordy my pants are on fire! ... no wait, thats just my shins juggling chainsaws again... o.O
 
yeah, one of the monkeys whispered it in my ear... geez do I have to explain everything? XD

So anyway, then a giant squid sprang out of the thumbnail rich chocolate cake and sang mutilated lips. At which point, it's tentacles bagan expanding
 
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