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Chainsaw Meowth walks up to you and whispers something in your ear. You suddenly start inflating, then POP! You go boom.
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Heh heh...I've been wanting to do that for a while.
*spots red button*
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Hey! Darkpokeball! Look, it's a red button!
DARKPOKEBALL: Please, I'm not going to push it...
*ten seconds later*
DARKPOKEBALL: *jamming red button over and over*
The entire room slowly begins to fill with water. As you run for the door, you see it is blocked by a giant mass of Jellicent! As the water rises, you feel that two Tentacruel have gripped your legs with their tentacles, preventing your escape. Once the water is above your head, you are repeatedly zapped by Lanturn until you eventually drown in the depths.
A rusty chainsaw falls out of the sky and lands at your feet. Curious, you bend over to see if its what you think it is. Just then a Meowth lands on your back and bites your hair, acting as a parasite. PARASITE MEOWTH now has control over your brain and your free will is gone.
*CHAINSAW Meowth shows up*
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Oh, hey Parasite! I've see you've got a new host!
LIMANYA: Yeah! It's name is Limanya! Well, see you chainsaw!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Ooh a red button! *pushes*
A handsome person of the opposite gender comes out and kisses you, then takes you on a magical journey. Then, some jerk named Giovanni captured Palkia. As space tears itself apart, your one and only true love gets sucked into a rift and is torn apart. Your tears our neverending, and I begin to collect them in a jar out of boredom. Giovanni then loses control of Palkia and it flies away.
The jar transform into Ditto, then into a Agumon, then into a Deoxys Attack Form.
It uses Psycho Boost on you and then it transform into Machamp holding a baseball bat.
A Pokemon egg drops from the sky into your hands. You wonder what it is. Suddenly, the Pokemon bursts out of the egg: a....... Zekrom! And it bites your head off.