The Tales of Symphonia Fanclub

[Mullet]

Ha, lol at the Flannery comment Triffy (that's hot).

There are a lot of pairings in ToS:
Lloyd/Colette (Eww, and I forgot how to speel Llyod, after not playing it for awhile, and just picking it up again two days ago, I had to look up in the thread, lol)
Lloyd/Sheena
Zelos/Sheena
Genis/Presea
Kratos/Raine
Yuan/Martel

Notice how Sheena has the most, I wonder why, lol!:\

 

[cold_katanagirl]

Sheena seems like a wildcard. Depends on who you want her to be with really. I've seen a Kratos x Sheena fic once. o.0

... Actually, it was pretty good. It made no sense, but it was written good.

Yes, Presea x Regal PWNS. So does Raine x Zelos.

Lloyd x Katz. Lloyd x ... ABYSSION! *runs*

 

[Cherrim]

There were rainbow ones? I only saw a blue and a pink one. But yeah, lets go with rainbow.

Presea/Regal? O_o So, you don't like hetero pairings, but you're fine with pedophile ones (and incest)? o_O I'm joking around. Don't hurt me, please. :\

Ha, LloydxKatz. I'm going to go out on a limb and say we make Genis in his Katz costume.

Yeah. ^__^ Just wander around in the field outside of the Katz village and you'll find some.

And no, I don't much care for het pairings in anything anymore. Like, there are some I really like, but that's normally just if I don't like any of the guys in the anime/game/whatever. xD;; And technically it's not a pedophilic (is that a word?) relationship. Presea is 28 or whatever; it's just her body that isn't. <__<;

Sheena seems like a wildcard. Depends on who you want her to be with really. I've seen a Kratos x Sheena fic once. o.0

... Actually, it was pretty good. It made no sense, but it was written good.

Yes, Presea x Regal PWNS. So does Raine x Zelos.

Lloyd x Katz. Lloyd x ... ABYSSION! *runs*

I saw a pretty good Kratos/Sheena fic too. Just the two of them together kind of squicks me. (Shut up, Triffy; I know I'm obsessed with worse. XD;;) Haha, and hooray for more Presea/Regal fans. :D

Rofl. The best pairing ever is Lloyd x Gnome, though. XD You can't get much more random. ('Cept Zelos x Frank -- they don't even MEET in the game. o___O)

There are a lot of pairings in ToS:
Lloyd/Colette (Eww, and I forgot how to speel Llyod, after not playing it for awhile, and just picking it up again two days ago, I had to look up in the thread, lol)
Lloyd/Sheena
Zelos/Sheena
Genis/Presea
Kratos/Raine
Yuan/Martel

Ew. XD;;

 

[Lil' Schu]

Yay! They live! Then I die. o.o;

Ah...how about, for strange pairings, Zelos x Phaidra? O_O;;

 

[cold_katanagirl]

OK from now on I'm not quoting how the font and color and stuff was. Because I'm lazy. XD

And no, I don't much care for het pairings in anything anymore. Like, there are some I really like, but that's normally just if I don't like any of the guys in the anime/game/whatever. xD;; And technically it's not a pedophilic (is that a word?) relationship. Presea is 28 or whatever; it's just her body that isn't. <__<;

Why doesn't anybody like Presea x Regal? That shipping is awesome...

Besides, Regal needs somebody. And Regal x Alicia makes me squirm. Alicia has an aggravating voice. o.0

I saw a pretty good Kratos/Sheena fic too. Just the two of them together kind of squicks me. (Shut up, Triffy; I know I'm obsessed with worse. XD;;) Haha, and hooray for more Presea/Regal fans. :D

I just found another Sheena x Kratos fic. It made no sense though.

Kratos was drunk... And then he was all "omg lol i'm teh drunkard sheena" And Sheena took off his clohtes and... yeah. o_o

Fanfiction.net annoys me. I was looking for a Lloyd x Sheena fic I saw earlier, and then a fic comes up saying "A one-shot Lloyd x Sheena fic, rated G". So of course I read it.

... Turns out Sheena wasn't even in it. Kratos was drunk (again), and he was all "anna i j00", and then he raped Lloyd because he thought he was Anna. And then after awhile Lloyd was all "That was hot" and then they did other.... things. Just the though... *explode* >.<

Yeah, that drew me away from homosexual and incest pairings for life. -_-

Rofl. The best pairing ever is Lloyd x Gnome, though. XD You can't get much more random. ('Cept Zelos x Frank -- they don't even MEET in the game. o___O)

LOL! How about...

Mithos x Governer General Dorr? XD

Ew. XD;;

I tried getting into Kratos x Raine but... Erg. Kratos x Anna all the way. ^^

The spoof got closed. I'm really aggravated about that, because these contarded n00bs came in and they're all "looolll hot sheena on genis action" so it was considered inappropriate.

And my redo of Colette receiving her Cruxis Crystal from Remiel was FUNNY I tell you!

*still searching so I can show off my blasted script part... thing*

 

[Lil' Schu]

I should say, KratosxAnna is the best, because, well, they had a baby. XD

How is that we never see Colette's mom? o.o

 

[cold_katanagirl]

I always wondered why we never saw Colette's mom. I had a really weird dream Yggdrasill was Colette's mom though.

 

[Shadowfaith]

I'm Yaoi all the way! *Waves Yaoi banner in the air* Wh00t!

I have tried getting into het pairings, but i dont know why, but they just dont work for me. I read a Kratos x Anna fic, but I dunnow, it didnt appeal to me...I would go for Kratos x Yuan anyday XD

The only Het paring I like is Alucard x Integra from Hellsing (Off onto a diffrent subject for a second) and even in that Integra's all Man like anyway XD

....sooo, anyways Tales of Symphonia x_x XD

 

[TRIFORCE89]

Ha, lol at the Flannery comment Triffy (that's hot).

Please don't say that again. You sound like Paris Hilton. :\

There are a lot of pairings in ToS:
Lloyd/Colette (Eww, and I forgot how to speel Llyod, after not playing it for awhile, and just picking it up again two days ago, I had to look up in the thread, lol)
Lloyd/Sheena
Zelos/Sheena
Genis/Presea
Kratos/Raine
Yuan/Martel

Notice how Sheena has the most, I wonder why, lol!:\

You have Lloyd and Sheena listed the same amount of times.

 

[Cherrim]

Ah...how about, for strange pairings, Zelos x Phaidra? O_O;;

...you broke my brain. XDDD;;;

Besides, Regal needs somebody. And Regal x Alicia makes me squirm. Alicia has an aggravating voice. o.0

I just found another Sheena x Kratos fic. It made no sense though.

Kratos was drunk... And then he was all "omg lol i'm teh drunkard sheena" And Sheena took off his clohtes and... yeah. o_o

Fanfiction.net annoys me. I was looking for a Lloyd x Sheena fic I saw earlier, and then a fic comes up saying "A one-shot Lloyd x Sheena fic, rated G". So of course I read it.

... Turns out Sheena wasn't even in it. Kratos was drunk (again), and he was all "anna i j00", and then he raped Lloyd because he thought he was Anna. And then after awhile Lloyd was all "That was hot" and then they did other.... things. Just the though... *explode* >.<

Yeah, that drew me away from homosexual and incest pairings for life. -_-

o__O I hate her voice too! It's like.... aagh. x___X; It's so annoying.

Ew, what a misleading fic. xD; The Sheena/Kratos one I read was kind of, um, the "morning after," they wake up with hangovers, rofl. It was still really good though, despite all that. o.o;; (What? I'm serious!)

And awww. ;_; Sucks how a fic like that had to turn up. I've actually read some *really* good Kratos/Lloyd stuff. Even people that hated the pairing found the fic not too bad so... yeah. I guess it really depends on how well it's written and whatnot. o.o (On that note... how the hell do you mistake someone like Lloyd for your dead wife? XD I don't think it matters how drunk you are; that's just... weird.)

I tried getting into Kratos x Raine but... Erg. Kratos x Anna all the way. ^^

The spoof got closed. I'm really aggravated about that, because these contarded n00bs came in and they're all "looolll hot sheena on genis action" so it was considered inappropriate.

And my redo of Colette receiving her Cruxis Crystal from Remiel was FUNNY I tell you!

*still searching so I can show off my blasted script part... thing*

o_O I think I saw about 3 pieces of Kratos/Raine fanart and it threw me off of them forever. It just really bugs me. XP

And when you find it, please shaaare~ ^__^ I wanna read!

How is that we never see Colette's mom? o.o

I think we're meant to assume she died... or something. o_O;; She might've been the previous Chosen for Sylvarant. @_@; I mean, Zelos' dad was the former Chosen of Tethe'alla and chosen...ness... apparently runs through bloodlines (or so Cruxis wants us to thing ;p). *shrugs* I dunno. o_O

I always wondered why we never saw Colette's mom. I had a really weird dream Yggdrasill was Colette's mom though.

He certainly looks womanly enough. XD

You have Lloyd and Sheena listed the same amount of times.

Rofl, hey, you're right. XD;

 

[TRIFORCE89]

Rofl, hey, you're right. XD;

If I think hard and make my brain perverted enough I can guess at what Mullet meant by "I wonder why". But then that doesn't really apply to Lloyd, he's umm...lacking in that department. *just had a freaky mental image*

 

[GAME G33K]

sorry i haven't talked to yall in a while i FINALLY got threw those irritating portals and im traying to beat Kvar and three Energy Stones and man are those Energy Stones irritating. Oh and how is my banner going Lightning? im trying not to be irritating.

 

[Lil' Schu]

Yay! ^_^ I can go to the final dungeon now! ^___^

Yggdrasill as Colette's mom? O_O; SCARY!! XD

 

[cold_katanagirl]

And when you find it, please shaaare~ ^__^ I wanna read!

Found it. But it got tampered with because I kind of bashed Colette. Only a little, I just had everyone call her stupid... So I'll write another one right now! Because I have nothing else to do. o.0

It's a different part though. It's from around the beginning till the Martel Temple. Or Temple of Martel. WHATEVER. And yes, people are kind of OOC. It's supposed to be like that. And this is pretty long because I really wanted to mess with Remiel. ^_^

Tales of Symphonia: The Spoof!

*Shiny light appears through the school*

Lloyd: What's that light?!
Colette: Is that shiny light the -
Genis: Wow! It's so bright!
Raine: Oh. My. Gosh. It must be the oracle!
Lloyd: That shiny light is the -
Other Students: WE GET IT ALREADY!
Raine: Well, I guess I should go. I must go see the ruins because the ruins are SO much more important than Colette even though she's going to regenerate the world and she's directly involved in this so she SHOULD be the logical choice to leave but I have to satisfy my ruin lust.
Colette: ... What?
Raine: Short summary, I'm checking on the priests. STAY HERE AND EVEN THINK ABOUT LEAVING!

Lloyd: Hmmm. I could either stay here for an eternity and die of old age so I can please Genis, OR just head out and displease him. I think I'll leave! *starts to the door*
Colette: Genis, aren't you going to stop him?
Genis: Why should I? I don't want to get beat up by my sister.
Colette: But it's Lloyd! We can't leave Lloyd alone! LLLLLOOYYD! *scrambles after him*
Lloyd: Hey look, it's the dead priest!
Genis: .... He's not dead yet stupid!
Priest: Chosen One, there are these wicked Desians destroying the Martel Temple looking for you. I would say avoid it, but we kind of want you dead anyway so you need to head over there pronto!
Colette: I'll do my best!
Priest: If.... On.... ly... I... could.... protect.... the.... Chosen...

Lloyd: Hurry up!
Priest: One! *dies*
Genis: Priest?? PRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSTTTT!
Lloyd: Too late, he's been gone. WHO'S THE STUPID ONE NOW HUH?!
Genis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Colette: OK that was fun! Time to go, even if it's to my death!
Lloyd: Come on!

*the party runs outside and sees the empty town*

Lloyd: Come on, this way!
Genis: .... That goes to the shop you idiot!
Lloyd: We have to get Magic Lenses. TWERP.
Genis: Why? We don't even know what those are!
Lloyd: But all the FAQs say they're useful...
Colette: Oops! *trips on nothingness* I'm sorry!
Lloyd: Don't apologize! It's wrong!
Colette: Since you said it, it must be so! I'm sorry for doubting you.
Lloyd: ....

*A couple minutes (and quite a few level ups later) the party arrives at their destination!*

Lloyd: This brightness was really interesting two seconds ago.
Genis: Come on, let's go!
Phaidra: Where's Colette? This scene won't continue until she's here!
Lloyd: Argh, she tripped! *runs down to pick up Colette then runs all the way back up exhausted*
Phaidra: Ahem. COLETTE RUUUUN!
Lloyd: If she's just going to run why'd I bring here up here?!
Botta: Time to die Chosen of Mana!
Lloyd: I won't you Desian bastards get away with anything!!

Renegade #1: LOL! He must think we're Desians. LOL.
Lloyd: What? I don't understand.
Renegade #2: WE AREN'T DESIANS!
Lloyd: I'm not following, so I'll completely ignore this so I'll fall for the plot twist later!
Genis: Stupid.
Botta: ENOUGH! Fight already. But I'm not going to because I would cream you at this level.

*The other "Desians" magically die because they're unimportant. Then Vidarr comes in*

Lloyd: This is really easy for our first boss. I thought it would be - ARGH! What happened, I can't move!
Genis: It's to advance the plot, most likely. Hopefully we live.
Lloyd: But we haven't even gotten hit yet!
*suddenly guy comes and saves their lives*
Genis: Woah! It's 1337 Bad-*** Swordsman!
1337 Bad-*** Swordsman: Get out of the way. *kills Vidarr*
Botta: Crap! It's Kratos, Cruxis' Sera -
Renegade #1: Boss! We can't spoil the plot for the newbs!
Botta: Oh. Right. YOUR LIFE IS MINE CHOSEN! *runs away*

Phaidra: Bla bla bla temple bla bla monsters kill bla bla priests bla bla need protection bla bla.
Lloyd: Ooh! I'll do it!
Kratos: What's your name?
Lloyd: Give me your name and I'll give you mine!
Genis: His name is Lloyd.
Kratos *mumble*: ... Is he... My son... from so long ago?! ANNA!
Lloyd: We can hear you.
Kratos: Let's go.

*The temple part wasn't mine, but I did the Remiel one so yeah. This is long huh?*

Lloyd: Wow! What's that shiny red thing in the middle of the room?!
Colette: That's the Cruxis Crystal. It slowly feeds on my life force so I can become a soulless vessel.
Lloyd: What?
Genis: Look at the pwetty light!
Lloyd: WOW! What's that divine being bathed in holy light? Maybe it's a demon!
Kratos: ... It's an angel.
Remiel: I. Am. REMIEL.
Colette: Who are you?
Remiel: Did I not just say who I am you infer.... I mean, I am Remiel. My BELOVED DAUGHTER!

Colette: *gasp* I never knew!
Lloyd: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN! Oh, but Frank is Colette's daughter because family is family. But I'll contradict myself later in the game at Altessa's house when I don't accept my own father!
Remiel: Ahem. My BELOVED DAUGHTER, take this thing and attach it to your soul!
Colette: Yes father... Remiel! I humbly accept this task!
Remiel: Good, my BELOVED DAUGHTER.
Kratos: Aren't you going to make the Tower appear now?
Remiel: Oh, right. *snaps fingers and tower comes* Now, my BELOVED DAUGHTER, become an angel posthaste. Head to the Fire Seal my BELOVED DAUGHTER.
Colette: Yes father, who I don't know anything about because he was too evil to visit me as a child!
Remiel: Good bye BELOVED DAUGHTER! *he vanishes*

Lloyd: He's gone!
Genis: Wow! He was amazing!
Kratos: ... They're so naive.
Colette: OK let's all go to my house to I can tell everyone I'm sacrificing myself!
Lloyd: ... Sacrifice?
Colette: Uh, nothing hehe! Come on Lloyd! Oh wait, you have to stay here until Kratos and I actually get to the village. For some reason.
Kratos: Let us leave, Chosen.

*And so the journey begins. Will our heroes ever understand the obvious plot twists? Will Kratos reveal his true self? Is Colette really Remiel's BELOVED DAUGHTER?! Stay tuned!*

... Yes it was stupid. It was funnier when Colette was getting bashed, but it can't be helped. *faints*

 

[Cherrim]

Aaaw... but I like Colette bashing. XD *is probably the only one*

The best part was:

Renegade #1: LOL! He must think we're Desians. LOL.
Lloyd: What? I don't understand.
Renegade #2: WE AREN'T DESIANS!
Lloyd: I'm not following, so I'll completely ignore this so I'll fall for the plot twist later!

XD XD Oh, and the 1337 Bad-*** Swordsman pwns too. ;D

 

[GAME G33K]

i think that was one of the funniest parts too!

 

[Cherrim]

^__^ It's funniest since I just went through that part last night, so I actually remember well how it parodies the actual game script.

That said, I'm about an hour and a half into my fourth game. Rofl, I've got 10x EXP, so we're about to head off to Triet Ruins and Lloyd is at level 18; Kratos, Colette, and Genis are at level 15; and Raine, who just joined the party for the first time, is at level 7. Omg, I'm going to have such problems catching her up to everyone else. x_X;;

 

[Masaya]

That said, I'm about an hour and a half into my fourth game. Rofl, I've got 10x EXP, so we're about to head off to Triet Ruins and Lloyd is at level 18; Kratos, Colette, and Genis are at level 15; and Raine, who just joined the party for the first time, is at level 7. Omg, I'm going to have such problems catching her up to everyone else. x_X;;

Wow, only your fourth playthrough? I'm 6 hours into my 8th XD Well that's more of a sped through 6 hours, I'm a little more than halfway done. Zelos is annoying me again, maybe I should kill him again... ^^

 

[Cherrim]

^^; I take a long time on mine since I try to do everything in each file. Plus, since I'm so interested in the characters, I'm trying to get all the different ending variations. This time, I'm going to make Zelos like me the best, but I'll choose Colette in Flanoir. Kratos liked me the best last game, so I didn't get Zelos' extended balcony conversation at Dirk's place and I didn't carry over item records from the first game, so I don't have Colette's gift thingy from Flanoir so... blah.

After I do pretty much everything I can, I'll start trying to see how fast I can beat the game and keep trying to beat my records. XD That sounds like fun. (Then I have to get the Japanese version and... and... yeah. x_X TOS is going to make me broke.)

 

[GAME G33K]

Did u get all 157 titles for all the charecters?