Eh-heh-heh-heh...
CARNIVINE
Red and green vines + 2 long leaves + a yellow...thing + venus flytrap + eyes = Carnivine, basically. We had the awesome Victreebel since Gen. I, and 3 Generations later, we meet its long lost, rejected twin/cousin/sibling...whatever. Anyway, not 1, but
4 pictures are presented to display Carnivine's atrocity upon humans.
I admire its projected happiness, but that feeble attempt of emotion will not help everyone who has set eyes upon this thing. It looks so...poor man's makeshift Victreebel, sadly. I hope that it gets an evolution so it could possibly have a shred of cool-looking-ness... Right now, Carnvine can only hope to be a Victreebel/semi-Venusaur ripoff...
And why do Carnivine's Platinum and back sprites make it come off as a complete idiot? I mean, Carnivine has brains at least...there are worse Pokemon it could've chosen to look like... An example:
SPIRITOMB
One of the best Pokemon names just
had to get ripped by this thing! The main criticism is its green face... *shudders* Otherwise, it looks so horrible that it actually looks OK at times; the Odd Keystone and circular design are slightly nice touches... But this Pokemon does not deserve "Spiritomb" as its name...
Mikaruge fits it better... I don't know why, it just does.
PROBOPASS
OK, the nose-rock from Hoenn was wild enough for a design...and that one actually worked. But Probopass is trying way too much... First off, its name is irritating; I keep on getting reminded of a proboscis,and then I think of insects...
Next, the thing on its head looks tacked on, and the two Mini-Noses look too forced... Arms would be fine. Its eyes are a bit creepy.
And the primary thing: WHY do you force a rock-nose to 'wear' HAIR?! I know noses have hairlike structures in them, but that doesn't mean a Pokemon has to go sniffing a large wad of it 24/7! And that 'lifeform' looks like someone just glued it to Probopass and called it a day. Mario would be ashamed that this abomination (sort of) stole his theme and color scheme...
PHIONE
Manaphy ripoff. 'Nuff said. (And stop staring at me, Phione! It's not
my fault that Manaphy is infinite-times cooler!)
RIOLU
Now Lucario was AWESOME. An anthropomorphic black-blue themed wolf is cool. One with scarlet eyes that can manipulate Aura/Chakra/Ki is even cooler. But turning that into a 'child' form ruins the epicness. At least Lucario has a teenage/adult vibe coming from it. Riolu also had to steal the "Emanating Pokemon" species name from Lucario as well, making it stick with the basic "Aura Pokemon" designation.
Mew is the only "child" form of a 'Legendary' Pokemon i'll accept. (if Lucario will not be officially considered as Legendary, its coolness and unique Aura Manipulation still warrant 'Legendary' status,
IMO) At least you can tell that Mew and Mewtwo are
similar, but not
the same. Also, Mewtwo's height, glare, and muscularity, plus other slight changes differentiate it adequately from the cute, simple-design Mew.
As a jab to Lucario, the spikes on its body slightly ruins the cool image it has.
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Magmar is luckily not on this list since
Magmortar rectifies most of Magmar's ugliness (though Magmortar still has an awkward/odd design).
Magnezone looks forced, but I like how sleeker and thinner it has become compared to the 'bulky' (though still cool-looking)
Magneton. But I guess that's the best choice for a Magneton evo, anyway.
Anime Zangoose does NOT look like Gen. III Zangoose! But both have grown on me, though. GBA Zangoose's eyes are way more squinty, though.
Lickilicky also took some time for me to adjust to its look.
Cresselia gets really ugly if you stare at it too long and picture it without all the crescents, looking like a messed-up swan. The crescents completely/thankfully save its design.
And lastly,
Giratina Origin Forme.
Giratina Altered Forme looks
much cooler in my opinion. Originally, I thought Giratina-OF looked like a third-grader drew it or something. I'm glad to have recognized that it does look pretty cool, in its own regard. But Giratina-OF doesn't hold a candle to Giratina-AF.
That's pretty much it, I guess. :pirate: Oh, yeah, and referring to a post somewhere up there^, Jynx isn't
that ugly. Just a little disturbing to look at occasionally... :t124: