The Wonder Trade Machine (of Insanity!)

[PageEmp]

...and out comes a lvl 100 Mewtwo but can learn all the Eeveelutions' attacks and has a nasty toothache.

In goes Ditto and a copy of FireRed...

 

[HyperMorian]

... out comes 2 Fire Red catridges.

In goes Gladion, Chikorita and Dartrix...

 

[PageEmp]

And out comes an emo Meganium.

In goes a Surf HM and the gen1 starters...

 

[LilyGardy]

And put comes a Red Venusaur and Professor Oak saying 'There's a Time and a Place to use that but not now.'

In goes Flannery and a Hoenn Lady Trainer.

 

[PageEmp]

And out goes a firefighter but is now female :o

In goes a Gumshoos and an Elekid...

 

[HyperMorian]

Actually firefighters hasn't been a thing as an occupation in Pokémon. That's surely interesting.

... Out comes a quadruped Elekid who hunts Rattata for snacks.

In goes Acerola, a smile emoji, and a Mr. Mime...

 

[PageEmp]

Actually firefighters hasn't been a thing as an occupation in Pokémon. That's surely interesting.

Actuallllly I was referring to the trainer class in SM. Though I'm currently assuming that you haven't played gen7 yet (I don't remember this trainer class being in previous gens or so I think), then thats understandable.

...Back to the game, out comes a really happy ghost-typed Mr. Mime who happens to be a trail leader.

In goes every water leader, a Tyrantrum, and an Aerodactyl...

 

[HyperMorian]

Firefighter Alex being a girl is one of the worst thing you can ever think of.

... Out comes a Dino Gundam operated by the leader themselves.

In goes Ledian and Larvitar holding Charcoal...

 

[LilyGardy]

And out comes a Shiny Drapon that knows Flamethrower

In goes a Lilligant and a Fire Flower

 

[HyperMorian]

... Out comes a Lilligant that can exhale and control both flame and nature at will--hence Lilliflare.

In goes Aurorus, Sandygast and a Mining Pick...

 

[SoaPuffball]

Out goes a sandy Aurorus with only one HP left.

I insert Magearna and Diancie.
(Can't wait the reaction to this...)

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

...out comes the brand new movie with both! Hope you got your tickets or copy.

In goes all the Grass types....

 

[LilyGardy]

...And out comes an incredibly jubilant Gardenia and Erika.

In goes a Mandibuzz holding a Rocky Helmet...

 

[Meadow]

Out comes... an Archeops? Hmm, I wonder if that Mandibuzz became a fossil in there.

*inserts every single HM disc*

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

...out comes a pissed off Bibarel who waddles cutely back home.

In goes a HM Cut and a Fire Stone...

 

[PageEmp]

And out comes a new fire slashing move.

...In goes a Ledian and the OHKO moves...

 

[SoaPuffball]

...out comes the brand new movie with both!

Thanksies!

Out goes a Ledian with a fainted Black Belt. (Movies anyone?)

In goes Max Revive, Max Elixir and all the medicine...

 

[PageEmp]

And out comes a nurse!

In goes a Shuckle and Heracross...

 

[LilyGardy]

...And out comes a very confused Blastoise which is now part fighting type.

In goes Professor Oak and a brand new lab coat...

 

[PageEmp]

And out comes the new professor from gen8

In goes a Lucario and Zekrom...