There Is No Sleep When Someone On The Internet Is Wrong

[Shining Raichu]

The title of this blog is something I've learned over the past year from my time here at PC. I do like to be nice to people and I tend to like people by default - until they give me a reason not to. But the lesson I've learned is that when somebody is dumb, it can be the most infuriating thing in the world. That's why it's imperative that when this happens, you must explain to them - in the most condescending way you know how - why they are dumb. Because if you don't, how will they learn? Clearly if somebody has reached adulthood and is still hilariously stupid, it means nobody has yet taken them aside and said "come on, man, get it together," and therefore the onus falls on you as a concerned citizen to help them out.

I know by now you're accustomed to my trademark tl;dr blogs, but this will not be one of them. You see, I wrote the bulk of this blog last night without even knowing it. Somebody on Facebook decided to take a personal stab at me merely because I disagreed with them and made a helpful suggestion on their wall. I couldn't abide this, so I had to... oh, I won't bother, it's all there in the link.

Click me!

I should mention that some of the things I say are NSFW (but when is anything I say ever SFW?), just as a heads up. If you like what you read then you should hit the Like button, but if you have any comments I'd prefer them here rather than on the Facebook stream.

Fly, my pretties, fly!
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[Nihilego]

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[twistedpuppy]

As always my bunny, I cba to read your tl;dr. I shudder when I think what it would be like if you were an author.

 

[Lila.]

I don't know. When someone is "stupid" on the internet, I tend to try and avoid the situation. The reason being is that I generally don't want to delve into something that is not my business. Although if someone is commenting on a certain status, blog, etc and they purposely oppose you for whatever reason, I just pretend to agree with them and move on. Internet drama is not really my thing, and never really will be.

 

[Kura]

It's funny because you do the exact same thing sometimes lol.. though I'm quite sure just about everyone does at some point.

 

[Karma Police]

I actually read this when you had posted it on facebook and this was seriously one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. XD

 

[donavannj]

Silly Andy, your "suggestion" only applies to betting! Diehards like myself sit through the team's horrible patches! and become resigned to the fact that the team is terrible