They're never gonna say that!!

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Arcanine is on the bottom of my favorite Pokemon list. I never even use that useless "legendary".

 

[Chaos Fork]

Mmmm.... Snorlax pie...gurglegurglegurglegurgle

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

"I never wanted to have the Creeper as my theme. Somebody made me do it."

 

[Seki]

I am actually the skinniest Snorlax.

 

[Hikamaru]

Why did I ditch my new name? I loved that one better.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

"Yes, I am the person who leaked the 250,000 US Embassy cables!"

 

[Hikamaru]

Why did I have to ask Hikari about her signatures? I shouldn't have.

 

[Seth Rollins]

I hate oshawott so much...that I want to die...

 

[ShinyJohtomaster]

I really don't like Dragon type legendaries. They're too common and overrated.

 

[Mark Kamill]

I hate shiny Pokemon, they all look too camp.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

"I actually joined as an alt account. My alt is Broken-Arrow.

 

[Seth Rollins]

I hate my pairs. Especially Hikari.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I hate Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney, that game should be buried in the outback.

 

[Mark Kamill]

I actually love to run and play all day long.

 

[Correspondence]

"My sig is seriously awesome."

 

[Captain Gizmo]

Dragonball's anime is so dull that it's bad.

 

[Seth Rollins]

I hate Pikachu. My least favorite PKMN.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

"I like Gold better over Red. All the way."

 

[Hikamaru]

You know what I like better than Snorlax? MUNCHLAX!

 

[Captain Gizmo]

You know what I like more than Shaun Micallef? Dragonball Z.