Things a Pokémon anime character never say

[TheShinyMew]

A guy saw this done on the official Nintendo forum, and he thought maybe we could do it here too. What you do is think of some thing that a particular anime Pokémon character would never say. Humor, of course, is the object. But let's keep it clean, OK?


Oak: If you need instructions on how to get through the gyms, check out the enclosed Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire book!

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Brock: Dude! Have a Mountain Dew!

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Jessie: Get back here, Meowth! Don't you know hot peppers are good for you?

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Ash: Can I take you to the my room?
Misty: No!

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Joy: Welcome to Pokémon Center, everyone!
Brock: Ahahahaha!
Joy: I wasn't referring to you! By the way, what was your name again, Roark of Oreburgh Gym?

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Misty: Next time you try to save Pikachu from Team Rocket, Ash... DON'T!!

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James (to Ash): Have your Pikachu back, I've already got one.

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Misty: I hate Pokémon songs! I want a Hip-Hop music!

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Ash: Heaven is the place to be!

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Dawn: You're too slow!

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May: I never want to have the spotlight!

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Misty: Water Pokémon? Yuck!

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Gary: Sushi! Get your sushi!

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Ash: If you say that again, Pikachu, I'll send you to my inside Pokéball!

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Ash: I was thinking for...
Brock: Garbage.

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Max: I'm king of the video game world!

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Tracey: Thank God my gender's not a female.

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May: Buy a Playstation 3 instead!

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Sir Aaron: Victory is my destiny.

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Misty: I rather listen to the Kirby-theme music rather than a Pokémon-themed music.

 

[Kirbychu]

Ash: "That's Team Rocket in disguise!"

 

[TheShinyMew]

Meowth: "That's Lolo and Lala in disguise!"

 

[Pandemonioum]

Ash: ''Pikachu, time to evolve*shows Thunderstone*''

Pikachu: *Nod's in agreement*

Giovanni: ''Good work Jessie, James''

Dahlia (to Ash): ''You are grounded!''

Ash: ''Nurse Joy, please heal my Pikachu, it's dying!''
Nurse Joy: ''Sorry, day-off!''

 

[TwinkleClefable]

Jessie: I'm sick of always singing our theme song!

James: Lets stop trying to get Pikachu..

Misty: Ash, let me join you on your pokemon adventure again!

Misty: Bug pokemon are cool!

*Arceus Appears* Ash: Go Masterball!

Pikachu: Rai rai raichu!

*Person is in trouble* Officer Jenny: Go help yourself, i'm not helping you!

Sir Aaron: I'm back lol

Meowth: I love Bosses Persian!

Zorua: Lets not help Celebi!

Dawn: Beauty contests suck!

*Trainer gets defeated* Trainer:"*$@£*&%!

Clefable: Pika pika!

 

[Pandemonioum]

Ash: Let's stop this, I am loser who gives out all my good Pokémans and don't use the semi-good ones that freeload in some old geezers house, and thus eliminate even the slightest change to become Pokémon champion, I give up.

Ash: Where is my Father?

Ash: You want Pikachu? Here take it, I don't need Pokémon who has been in constant losing streak.

Ash: I am gonna travel alone for now.

Brock: The real reason why I have sticked up with you so long is...I love you Ash!

 

[TheShinyMew]

Lucario: I'm not going to save Pikachu at all.

Jigglypuff: Pika?

*Mewtwo appears* Ash: Go Ultra Ball!

 

[Garrabutártulo]

Ash: Today it's my birthday, I was tired of being 10 forever.

 

[Thorns]

Jessie: O.K, here's an idea. Instead of trying to STEAL someone's Pokemon, let's catch our own for the boss.

Meowth & James: .......no?

 

[Diablerie]

Ash: Hey Misty... I heard if you give water babies enough purple monkey dishwasher, they'll leave you alone.

 

[TheShinyMew]

*Kirby appears*
Misty: Go Pokéball!
*Kirby ran away*

 

[AmazingAggron]

Brock: I wanna go back to my gym!

Misty: Staryu, get lost.

Ash: Pikachu, I'm going to cut you tail off, ok?

Pikachu: Pika(Yes).

Jessie: I look ugly!

James: Why is my hair purple?

Jessie: Go, Wobbufet.

Wobbufet: (Smoking a cigar) No, I'm relaxing.

Dawn: Pachirisu, you're not cute enough.

Pikachu: When am I evolving?

Misty: I hate you Staryu, and I hate all water types!

Jessie: I wanna Raichu instead oof the cool kid's Pikachu.

 

[wobbadude1]

ASH: Fine, take my Pikachu! I can just catch another one in Viridian forest.
MISTY: Don't worry about my bike anymore. I don't need it.
BROCK: I just need to close my eyes for a bit of shut eye.
ASH: I'm pooped today- let's go to the Pokegym tomorrow!

 

[TheShinyMew]

Manaphy: Ash!

Lucario: Feel the power of my Psychic-type!

 

[Diablerie]

Ash: Hey, wanna wub my tub?

 

[Maraala]

Ash: Pikachu! Use Surf!

Brock: COOK YOUR OWN F%#*ING FOOD!!!

Joy: Just give me your Pokemon and I'll heal them, but I won't give them back.

 

[Tanaki]

Ash: Go! *insert name of pokemon that would actually win the fight instead of failing horribly.*!

 

[wobbadude1]

ASH: Wow, a wild Missingno! I'm going to catch it!!

 

[TheShinyMew]

Go!

*Meta Knight appears*
Brock: Go, Pokéball!

 

[latios123]

Ash: hi nurse joy, can you heal my pokemon please?
Joy: *heals ash's pokemon*
Ash: thanks nurse joy
Joy: youre welcome , thats 600 pokedollars!