Best.Thread.Ever. IMO!
-Why are there multitudes of people just standing around, waiting to battle specifically you. Paying no heed whatsoever to all the other trainers right beside them. (Only once do I remember any trainers partaking in battle with one another.)
Like seriously...
-HMs. Apparently- unless you teach Lapras Surf- it just won't know how to swim and flop around like an epileptic at a rave party.
Yeah, go figure. Lapras, go surf already! (Lapras: "Wat.")
-HMs again. Why is it that you require a badge before being able to use them outside of battle? I doubt a Scyther will simply refuse to cut things unless you happen to have a tiny medallion.
Yeah, that's even worse... Charmeleon, use your fire for Flash! (Charmeleon: "You don't have the badge though!")
But know what's much worse? How the hell do badges tell the Pokemon to obey you anyways? (Random Pokemon: "Dude, you ain't got the badge to tell me what to... oh ♥♥♥♥, you do!? Well fudge! ...I was going to just lay out here in the sun and enjoy the day, bastard!")
-When you become Champion- why does nobody ever come to challenge you?
Mhm, one thing I never liked... once you become Champion, there's no additional story to it really.
-Why does Mewtwo listen to you?
-How on EARTH do you catch Arceus? It's the God of the universe.
Yeah... let's just throw this "master ball" at Mewtwo, Arceus, etc. (which how can we even be sure it would actually work under any realistic scenario?), even if it does keep them 'caught', how then, or why would any of these legendaries even bother listening?
- Certain Female Pokemon: Machamp? Alakazam??
To be fair here, in terms of Machamp... there are women that are so obsessed with weightlifting, they look like guys, so... and then some women are just born with too much testosterone or produce too much of it (and vice versa for men can be true as well).
- Dark being weak to Bug - like really?? A big bad Pokemon is weak to bugs?
Dark or Psychic, really... it seems like the only thing bugs should be weak to are Grass and just maybe Normal-type Pokemon.
How does wailords even fit in the daycare?
Yeah, this goes for a lot of Pokemon.
...I actually had something else to add. I forgot since making this post. Blasted.