Things you don't say to a cop

But I wanted the female cop.
 
Wow 10-15 minutes and 2 pages XD
Officer may i say your private show on the internet is excellent. Can you do one for me here?
 
Ooh, so soft; Do you moisturise?
 
Hello officer could you hold on for a moment?
*Hits the driver door of your car open*
Opps sorry!
*Drive away*
 
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