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Things you don't say to a cop

Azonic

Azonic

hello friends
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    [FONT=&quot]The picture on my drivers license is me before I had my haircut, beard shaved, got my eye colors changed, skin bleached, and gender changed.[/FONT]
     
    TwilightBlade

    TwilightBlade

    All dreams are but another reality.
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    So, I'm going to jail for being a pedophile? I'm just a little girl. Creep, don't touch me. D/
     

    Guillermo

    i own a rabbit heh
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    Girlfriend: What do we do?
    You: You stay here and take the rap for this.
    Girlfriend: WHAT?!?!?
    You: Look at me... someone of my stature is far too small to be in prison. They'd break me in 5 minutes.
    Officer: Get out of your car please.
    You: One sec, I have to go to the toilet.
     

    Gummy

    by fire be P U R G E D
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    "Didn't you see that sign back there? They said no loud noises! Now turn off that siren of yours!"
     
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