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Things you don't say to a cop
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Azonic
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Your fly is open.
~oh definitely.
~oh definitely.
TwilightBlade
All dreams are but another reality.
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Stop eating donuts; children are starving. Criminal.
TwilightBlade
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Sir, when do I have to strip?
TwilightBlade
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I'm the Goddess of Cookies! You can't arrest me! -impales cop with cookies-
TwilightBlade
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What services would I have to offer to slide out of this?
TwilightBlade
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Hey, look, it's Britney Spears! -makes a run for it-
TwilightBlade
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I have one request before being locked up.
-jumps on bf-
-jumps on bf-
Aizuke
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Strip on your car? Sure.
Azonic
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[FONT="]The picture on my drivers license is me before I had my haircut, beard shaved, got my eye colors changed, skin bleached, and gender changed.[/FONT]
TwilightBlade
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So, I'm going to jail for being a pedophile? I'm just a little girl. Creep, don't touch me. D/
Azonic
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Sir, it's against the law to park on the side of the highway.
Girlfriend: What do we do?
You: You stay here and take the rap for this.
Girlfriend: WHAT?!?!?
You: Look at me... someone of my stature is far too small to be in prison. They'd break me in 5 minutes.
Officer: Get out of your car please.
You: One sec, I have to go to the toilet.
You: You stay here and take the rap for this.
Girlfriend: WHAT?!?!?
You: Look at me... someone of my stature is far too small to be in prison. They'd break me in 5 minutes.
Officer: Get out of your car please.
You: One sec, I have to go to the toilet.
Aizuke
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If I poke you, will you oink?
Gummy
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"Didn't you see that sign back there? They said no loud noises! Now turn off that siren of yours!"
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Lol @ Kayashi.
Um...me love you long time?
Um...me love you long time?
Aizuke
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You're the real criminal here, because you've stolen my heart~
Gummy
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How about YOU show ME your license and registration?