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Things you don't say to a cop.

You'd have to, else you'd be breaking the law.
 
obelisk-kun said:
**** off drinking and driving ain't a crime or anything
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Wow. If I had a trophy for "Most Mature and Intelligent Person of the Year", I'd certainly give it to you.
 
^ Totally Kylie you took the words out of my mouth.XD XD XD

I wouln't say to a cop "can i borrow your gun" That's weird.XD XD XD
 
XD Once a visiting policeman showed us his gun... o_O;
 
Oooh... I saw policepeople with batons, they were funny XD
 
Please stay on topic!
I know. turn around and cover your ears. *peels out and tears off*
 
I saw this on World's Wildest Police Videos once..

Well, the suspect has just run several people off the road, avoided road blocks, sped through intersections, blown a tire out, thrown his passenger out of the truck, and hit an officer. Now he's finally given up.

Cop: What is your problem, man!?!

Guy: I need another beer.

XD
 
I didn't know we couldn't turn left there! I didn't even see a sign!

Quote my Mom. Came back next day and saw a sign that read: No left turn.
 
Have you always been that fat? or is it just a new thing?
 
Well my brother's a cop. So I can say anything I want to him XD
 
You:
"Hey isn't eating donuts and looking fat just a steriotype?"
Fat Officer With donut:
"Of course! Us cops are as thin as regular people."
You:
"So you're not regular? Hey can i have a bite of that donut?"
 
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