Things you don't say to a cop.

[Geometric-sama]

You'd have to, else you'd be breaking the law.

 

[Blitz~2005]

Well, They don't know i'm not tellin them my name if i tell them someone elses XD

 

[Kylie-chan]

**** off drinking and driving ain't a crime or anything

Wow. If I had a trophy for "Most Mature and Intelligent Person of the Year", I'd certainly give it to you.

 

[Happy Dude]

^ Totally Kylie you took the words out of my mouth.XD XD XD

I wouln't say to a cop "can i borrow your gun" That's weird.XD XD XD

 

[Kylie-chan]

XD Once a visiting policeman showed us his gun... o_O;

 

[Geometric-sama]

Oooh... I saw policepeople with batons, they were funny XD

 

[ShieldWolf27]

Please stay on topic!
I know. turn around and cover your ears. *peels out and tears off*

 

[Random Plushie]

I saw this on World's Wildest Police Videos once..

Well, the suspect has just run several people off the road, avoided road blocks, sped through intersections, blown a tire out, thrown his passenger out of the truck, and hit an officer. Now he's finally given up.

Cop: What is your problem, man!?!

Guy: I need another beer.

XD

 

[Innocence]

This is not bad. I heard a joke about it once.

No ossifer, I'm not a dancer, I'm just drunk!

 

[Random Plushie]

I didn't know we couldn't turn left there! I didn't even see a sign!

Quote my Mom. Came back next day and saw a sign that read: No left turn.

 

[angel]

Have you always been that fat? or is it just a new thing?

 

[RoxasOld]

Well my brother's a cop. So I can say anything I want to him XD

 

[Innocence]

You:
"Hey isn't eating donuts and looking fat just a steriotype?"
Fat Officer With donut:
"Of course! Us cops are as thin as regular people."
You:
"So you're not regular? Hey can i have a bite of that donut?"

 

[Pikadude]

Ossifer...I tink i gots to much of the alchol in me..