Things you don't say to a cop.

[Arcanine Fan 101]

I never said this but we say behind there backs alot

1.Theres no Dounut shop in town go home HOGS!
2.There go the PIGs of sherrif vile
3.Onk ONk Im a cop
4.Go Home the Nearest Dunken Donut Shop is CLOSED for life
5.The Pigs are dricken Coffe and eaten Donuts!

 

[NiNGi's Worst Nightmare]

"BEER TAG! *throws a can of beer at the cop* You're it!"

 

[Asura Nirosuki]

Hey Defighy Dog!.*flicks the Cops Cat off*.Be a Good Boy! Be a good Officer Now!. :D

 

[Abskull]

Hey wanna hear a song? *Starts to sing the tune to the Meow Mix song* I like chicken! I like liver! Meow Mix! Meow Mix! Please deliver!

It's okely dokey offeecer I'm a drunkee *head falls on steering wheel causing horn to go off*

 

[Blitz~2005]

Your real name if your in alot of trouble XD

 

[Kylie-chan]

Your real name if your in alot of trouble XD

I love that. So clever. XD

 

[Insanity Mawile]

Screw you! I'm not afraid of the man! *pimp slaps the cop*

 

[Dark Magician]

While strret racing
"Not now, I'm gonna lose!"

 

[Amy-chan]

Hey, did you see that episode of the Simpsons when Chief Wiggum...

 

[Deadly Aim]

"Henshin a-go-go, baby!"

Sorry, couldn't resist!

 

[EvIL_CAjUN_CHIkIN]

I'm so artistic.... XD XD XD

 

[ArchAngel]

get pulled over for sppeding* say "hey whats that over there" point behind them and if they turn around PUNCH IT!

 

[obelisk-kun]

**** off drinking and driving ain't a crime or anything

 

[charizard_maa]

"I not speeding." *Grabs a donut* "want a donut and we say this never happen" *Drives away really fast*

 

[Dragon-Chan]

If you're accused of storing illegal drugs in your trunk:
You: I hope you believe me, Officer, but there's a Dragon in my trunk.
Cop: Very funny, kid. *opens trunk, gets eaten by Komodo Dragon*
You: I tried to warn you.

If you're pulled over for speeding:
You: I'm not going over the speed limit. I'm challenging it.

If you're just arrested as a suspect:
You: Want a donut?

 

[ShieldWolf27]

Ok mr ossifer..if i am drunk you are fat....opps u r....*passes out*

 

[Geometric-sama]

I'm kinda congfused. How are cops associated with doughnuts?

 

[Blitz~2005]

Its na american sterio type thing,

You know, in the movies, the cop is always fat, and always eats donuts

 

[Geometric-sama]

Oh, OK. I don't watch many of those movies XD

 

[Blitz~2005]

Well.... I havn't watched one of those movies in a long time XD


But its kinda an old sterio type

But just to keep on topic


I wouldn't tell a cop

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