This is intense. Must compartmentalize, analyze, and chastise you for your behavior sir.
I will ask you, good sir, that you step back, think twice, and measure your response before posting it. A pineapple pizza might be watching. It is long past time we stop demonizing the pineapple pizza.
"Homosexuality is a sin," you will hear, "and Muslims are evil."
Please learn from the mistake of our past, as so many of our fellow humans have already failed to do so.
Additionally, kink-shaming is a sin. Our lord and savior would spit on you, sir.
May the lord save you from yourself, this is all I can say.
Yes. In fact, my musings about the dreary state of modern society have lead me to believe that without proper action, oppression will persist and thrive. If history has taught us one thing - and please forgive the overused sentiment - it's that true evil can and will triumph when good men such as I stand by and do nothing. So today, on this here very Pokécommunity™ thread, I've decided to take action against you and everyone like you. I will defend pineapple pizza, and will do so with pride the likes of which hasn't existed since the civil rights movement. Challenge me, sheep.DID YOU JUST DEFEND PINEAPPLE PIZZA?!
Fantastic. I've always found it quite perplexing that beauty standards could elude a pizza as marvelous as that of the pineapple. Pineapple pizza is just as pretty, if not more so, than any other pizza. Please check yourself, for you are behaving inappropriately. Topping shaming is disgusting and I won't stand to forcefully witness it with mine own two eyes. Not here, no sir, and not today or any other day. I condemn - yes, CONDEMN - the cruel and pretentious media that has ostracized the admittedly exotic appearance of the pineapple pizza. I could only hope that I be seduce by its beauty and grace.YOU ARE IN DANGER OF FALLING INTO THE TRAP AND SEDUCTION OF PINEAPPLE PIZZA
I will ask you, good sir, that you step back, think twice, and measure your response before posting it. A pineapple pizza might be watching. It is long past time we stop demonizing the pineapple pizza.
This type of reasoning - which I shall dub exhibit P for pineapple - is not something new. Every generation of this godforsaken invasive species took it upon themselves to demonize someone or something that threatened their existence. You fear the pineapple pizza, sir, and I will not gratify you with a response to this unruly, and frankly quite disgusting statement.PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS THE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL
Again, this sentiment is nothing new. I would direct your attention, monsieur, to your nearest history book. The most radical and callous tyrants, against whom every major historic shift in social status quo took place, used such unfounded religious interpretations as yours to turn the masses against their enemies. In fact, should you have a distaste for history books (and I can only assume that someone such as yourself, who has demonstrated a lack of understanding of our history and has consequently failed to learn anything from it, would surely not own a history book), you may switch your television unto whatever channel (if any) is reporting news of current social happenings in our world.IT IS THE HIGHEST OF IMMORALITIES, THE WORST OF SINS, THE MOST EVIL OF ALL THINGS IN THIS UNIVERSE
"Homosexuality is a sin," you will hear, "and Muslims are evil."
Please learn from the mistake of our past, as so many of our fellow humans have already failed to do so.
The old lady could only hope, as I do, to be seduced by the pineapple pizza. Please do not make assumptions about what other people would or would not enjoy.PINEAPPLE PIZZA ONLY HELPS THE OLD LADY CROSS THE STREET TO ATTRACT THE OLD LADY INTO EATING IT, THUS DAMNING HER TO HELL FOREVER
Additionally, kink-shaming is a sin. Our lord and savior would spit on you, sir.
This is true, in a general sense. You have demonstrated as much.WE CANNOT ADVANCE AS A CIVILIZATION
YOU cannot claim to be an upstanding citizen of Earth. Check yourself. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.WITHOUT ABOLISHING PINEAPPLE PIZZA! WE CANNOT CLAIM TO BE UPSTANDING CITIZENS OF EARTH WITHOUT ABOLISHING PINEAPPLE PIZZA! WE CANNOT FIND TRUE HAPPINESS WITHOUT ABOLISH PINEAPPLE PIZZA!
I see. Look in the mirror, my friend, look in the mirror and tell me: is this what you want to be? A tyrant?WE NEED TO UNITE AGAINST THIS COMMON ENEMY AND PURGE PINEAPPLE PIZZA FROM SOCIETY!
May the lord save you from yourself, this is all I can say.