Thousand more ways to get kicked out of a Pokémon Center

[Lycanthropy]

The Pokémon world is filled with Pokémon Centers. They're not just hospitals, they're hangouts. Now imagine you want to get kicked out of there. Don't ask why, you just do. What do you do?

In each post, put a number counting up, and an action that will probably get you kicked out of the famous red-roofed buildings. Let's try to reach another thousand methods! Well, the last thread only got to 897, but who cares? :]

Let's start with...
1. Revive a resource thread for ways to get kicked out of a Pokémon center.

 

[Meadow]

2.

Charge Nurse Joy a $20 fee after she heals your Pokémon! :D

Aww, yeahhh! I really miss this game, haha. We'd better make it to 1000 this time!

 

[Desert Stream~]

3. Bet Nurse Joy $1000 we will get to 1000 posts. then fail :pand not pay up

 

[Meadow]

4.

Go fishing with your trusty Super Rod... inside the Pokémon Center's bathroom! xD

 

[Desert Stream~]

5. Eat nurse joy's rice balls, because they are clearly Jelly donuts

 

[Lycanthropy]

6. Ask Nurse Joy if she can heal your cheese sandwich. It was injured by a Bite attack.

 

[Meadow]

7.

When Nurse Joy returns your Pokemon and says 'Hello' again point at her and scream OBJECTION! and keep pointing as the whole room goes silent.

^Gonna steal Team Flare's idea because this is literally my favorite post ever AND I'm an Ace Attorney fan now... xD

 

[HyperMorian]

8.

Silently whispering into her ears in a creepy manner, the word "We hope to see you again."

 

[clefairydesuyo]

9. Float in, flicker the lights, say "No, you're not the one..." and disappear.

 

[StaticJolteon]

10. Have a Chimchar use Ember on a plant, then get a Totodile to use water gun then say, "look! i saved you! now you owe me $500,000!" or something like that

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

11. Ask for a lower price on one of the pokemart goods and when they say no shout "Saving money is frowned upon in this establishment!" and treat the cashier rudely until being thrown out.

 

[Lycanthropy]

12. Ask if you can borrow the healing machine. (That fits easily in your key items pocket, right?)

 

[Meadow]

13. Casually ride your bike into the Pokémon Center while shouting YOLO at the top of your lungs! Who cares what the Professor would say? xP

 

[HyperMorian]

14. Use Perish Song inside the Pokémon Center.

*Or for maximum effect, grab a megaphone and it will reverberate the whole place. Not only people will panic and kick you out, you will also get the chance to build the next Lavender Town.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

15.

Ask if theyve "got the stuff" when buying Potions and healing items. Wont annoy people or look suspicious at ALL. Then try to sell said items to other people and workers for twice the money as a 'special discount'.

 

[HyperMorian]

Uh, shouldn't it be 15 though? Anyway.

16. Bring a Diglett or Dugtrio along outside of their Poké Ball and let the floor be filled with unwanted cracks.

 

[PikachuComicbook]

17.Bring in a Torkoal/Weezing outside their pokeball and fill the whole place with smoke!

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Uh, shouldn't it be 15 though? Anyway.

16. Bring a Diglett or Dugtrio along outside of their Poké Ball and let the floor be filled with unwanted cracks.

Whoops thanks, been really lightheaded today and didnt notice lol sorry.

18.

Hold a battle inside and completely ignore the officials(and bystanders) telling you not to.

 

[HyperMorian]

Uh, okay?

19. Try to buy reusable TM duplicates, forcibly.

 

[TheLegendaryGuy]

20. Get your Larvitar use Screech inside a Pokémon Centre with all the doors and windows shut.