Useless Powurz

[Twinx]

I give you the power to rule the Internet.

 

[ErickaVolt]

I give you the power of being a Dark Child! Which means it'll give you Dark powerz.

 

[Pikabloo]

I grant you the ability to randomly shout, "HENSHIN!" during moments of absolute silence.

 

[Tater Tot]

I give you the power to actually be studying in your location.

 

[Pikabloo]

I grant you the ability to inhale and exhale at the same time.

 

[Twinx]

I give you the power to walk on water

 

[Ivysaur]

I give you the power of walking in the rain.

 

[Gummy]

I give you the power to read two books at once.

 

[Tater Tot]

I give you the ability for your gender to be true.

 

[Ivysaur]

I give you the power to have a signature.

 

[Hiroshi Uwishicarwei]

I give you the power to look through guys' bodies... Nope, not girls. XD
I love this thread.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

I give you the power to create FANGIRLACRAZY yoai pairs.

I'm having fun with this, too >:3

 

[Drawicia]

i granted you the ability to erase your entire memory of yesterday.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

I give you the power to shapeshift into a shrimp.
however, you can't turn into any type of shrimp.

 

[Luck]

I give you the power to swim when you have 100 pound anchors on both your feet.
OFFTOPIC:This thread reminds me of a show called law of ueki.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to forever dream of this thread only.

 

[Dogboy2709]

I give you the power to take peoples souls away, however you can only use it on yourself!

HA beat that!

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I give you power to post in OT.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to become Scarlet for a minute.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Being captain scarlet is awesome o.o
I give you the power to be a grass eater.