Useless Powurz

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to kick a footy and look stupid.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I give you the power to be bouncy o.o

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to act like a mushroom.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I give you the power to be a mushroom.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to grow smaller from eating a mushroom.

 

[Gerri Shin]

You now have the power to become a refrigerator lightbulb at will!

 

[Her]

I give you the power of malaria.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to be batman for 3 seconds a day.

 

[Gerri Shin]

I give you the power to turn coal into prune flavoured muffins

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Prunes are good .3.
Power to divide a cake into one piece.

 

[Her]

I give you the power of communism.

 

[Gerri Shin]

I give you the power of morphing into a disconnected fire hydrant.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to wield a mighty sword and pierce things with it.

 

[Her]

I give you the power of your mom.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I give to the power to have a face.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power of becoming useless showurz.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to stink the longer you are living.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power of becoming a fan.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to bump your own threads :O

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to be a BGS.