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parallelzero

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    I only heard of this movie recently, yet it comes out this month. Basically, being a movie made for the purpose of making fun of Twilight, it will be the best movie ever conceived EVER! It may also be the only Twilight related thing I ever bring myself to see.

    You can find the trailer here.
     
    I do agree that making fun of Twilight is good. However, I don't like much of the directors' other movies (Epic Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie, etc). As a result, I have mixed feelings.
     
    And the collective intelligence will take another dip with every movie made by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

    To say their movies are crap implies that their movies are actually useful as fertilizer. The movies are just annoying, pitiful attempts to be funny through pop culture references, and because so fail to be funny.
     
    It was made by those guys who stopped being funny after the first Scary Movie.

    Just spend that money on watching Toy Story 3 or Scott Pilgrim vs. the World or Inception or some other good movie~

    If you want Twilight mocking, there's always Nigahiga.

    8D
     
    I watch this trailer and lol for a few minutes every time without fail. I want to see it so badly.
     
    Luck said:
    And the collective intelligence will take another dip with every movie made by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

    To say their movies are crap implies that their movies are actually useful as fertilizer. The movies are just annoying, pitiful attempts to be funny through pop culture references, and because so fail to be funny.
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    Ah, but the past movies haven't been about the most overrated series of the decade!
     
    parallelzero said:
    Ah, but the past movies haven't been about the most overrated series of the decade!
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    Overrated? I can't say anything about it myself(having only read one paragraph before almost having an aneurysm), but it certainly is not overrated. At least, not by the general public. An average score of 44 on Metacritic(3.9 User rating) and 27% on the Tomatometer doesn't sound like anything overrated to me.

    Making a parody of an awful movie doesn't make the parody any less awful. If it does, I can expect a Transformers 2 parody soon enough, right?
     
    Luck said:
    And the collective intelligence will take another dip with every movie made by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

    To say their movies are crap implies that their movies are actually useful as fertilizer. The movies are just annoying, pitiful attempts to be funny through pop culture references, and because so fail to be funny.
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    LOL. This. My exact opinion on them.
     
    In my opinion, if it's making fun of twilight, it's a must see.
     
    triggerhappymonk said:
    In my opinion, if it's making fun of twilight, it's a must see.
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    really now? its not even worth the time watching or shelling out cash for such an atrocity they call "a parody movie".

    people upload thousands of parodies of twilight on youtube...and those are free and are much funnier. granted, you need to at least read a book or two to understand the jokes.
     
    It's a parody, lighten up >__> They're supposed to be funny and be seen as "overrated". It can be a horrible movie to the critics for all I ****ing care, I just want to laugh my ass off with my girlfriend this Friday.
     
    Since I never liked Twilight, this movie was good to me. Overall, the movie was not so bad. The comedy was pretty good, the characters very much resembled the real ones, and the events were done well. xD

    It's overrated because Twilight itself was always overrated.
     
    I Like Twilight. and eh, movies like this are always stupid, but they're supposed to be. so, i wanna see it. but, yeah. Scary Movie 1 and 2 was amazing. 3 was okay, and 4 was ... okay. IDK. I'm just excited to see a Twilight Parody. I Like The "Do You Know Who We Are?" " ... You're The Black Eyed Peas!" :D
     
    Looks really funny xD

    I might go watch this to tick my sister off who is a huge Twilight fan.
     
    This movie looks hilarous! :D
    I can't wait to see it,I won't see it in theaters, I'll wait for it to come out on DVD.
     
    I totally wanna see it just to get a good laugh. Twilight never caught my attention (Edmund the vampire guy isn't a freakin vampire. He sparkles in the light, he's more fairy than vampire! Count Chocula is more of a vampire than him.) so this outta be hilarious! I totally want to see it!
     
    lol, Edmund. :D :D :D <3 I'll admit the first twilight movie was less than amazing, but i really like it. it really relaxes me? if that makes sense. i love the meadow scene, and the score (By Carter Burwell) was simply AMAZING.
     
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