Vending Machine

[Megan]

You get a can of granite

*suplexes coin into slot*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a chocolate bar

*inserts coin*

 

[ElBurrito]

You get a piece of rebar.

*choke holds vending machine and forces coin in*

 

[Megan]

You get downed by the vending machine and get a concussion.

*accidentally falling into the vending machine*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a burrito

*inserts coin*

 

[pokemon fan person]

you get a different burrito

*inserts 2 coins*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get two cans of pop

*inserts coin*

 

[ElBurrito]

You get a ticket that says "try again"

*coins insert*

 

[Megan]

You get a pancake!

*the thing you do with a coin and a vending machine*

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

You get another good novel to read!

*the thing you do with a coin and a vending machine*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a stick of gum

*inserts coin*

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

you get a squirtle candy.

*inserts coin*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a bag of 3d Doritos

*inserts coin*

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

You got a stylish Squirtle Sunglasses.

 

[Megan]

You get nothing, because you didn't do anything!

*this here coin*

 

[ElBurrito]

You get a vending machine keychain.

*removes slot and puts coin in its place*

 

[Megan]

You get a square coin!

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[Squirtlenator]

you get a small trophy

*inserts coin*

 

[Megan]

You get a pedestal

*insert coin here*

 

[ElBurrito]

You get a "you tried" certificate.

*inserts sonic ring*