Vending Machine

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get newest babymetal album!

*inserts universal remote*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get several different remotes that each only work with one device.

*Inserts a shield*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a lance!

*inserts broken pottery*

 

[ReKoil]

You get an RPG protagonist! =P

*inserts a clean pajama*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get 8 different more pajamas!

*inserts dust bunny*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get a couple dead Goldfish!

My older sister when she was a kid asked her parents (my dad and his ex-wife) if she could have Goldfish, and they said no. She got them anyway, and secretly kept them under her bed. She forgot about them, and one day her mother was cleaning up under her bed and found the Goldfish dead. My older sister got in big trouble for that. (The Dust Bunnies killed the Goldfish...)

*Inserts an autographed photo of Arceus*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

you get an autographed photo of giratina!

*inserts weight*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a WeightWatchers DVD!

*inserts flute*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get bagpipes! Lucky!!!

*Inserts Youtube ad*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get free YouTube Red subscription!

*inserts empty bag*

 

[ReKoil]

You get Nebby!

*inserts Velociraptor*

 

[PageEmp]

You get it's fossil!

*Inserts very smart lady*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get tied up with extremely complex mathematics equations and glued to the wall with scientific theories.

*Inserts Yugioh card*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

YOU GET MONSTAH CARDOOOOO

*inserts gemstone*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a free copy of Bejeweled 3 =3

*inserts Polly wanting a cracker*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get a vast banquet, which is what Polly really wanted!

*Inserts Escape Orb*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get plane tickets to surprise getaway vacation!

*inserts SOS Wonder Mail*

 

[ReKoil]

You get rescued by a team of handsome eeveelutions

Spoiler:

*inserts an odd keystone*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

you get a soul!!!!

*inserts banana*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get an awful joke!

*Inserts Red Orb and Blue Orb*