Vending Machine

You get newest babymetal album!

*inserts universal remote*
 
You get several different remotes that each only work with one device.

*Inserts a shield*
 
You get a couple dead Goldfish!

My older sister when she was a kid asked her parents (my dad and his ex-wife) if she could have Goldfish, and they said no. She got them anyway, and secretly kept them under her bed. She forgot about them, and one day her mother was cleaning up under her bed and found the Goldfish dead. My older sister got in big trouble for that. (The Dust Bunnies killed the Goldfish...)

*Inserts an autographed photo of Arceus*
 
You get bagpipes! Lucky!!!

*Inserts Youtube ad*
 
You get tied up with extremely complex mathematics equations and glued to the wall with scientific theories.

*Inserts Yugioh card*
 
You get a vast banquet, which is what Polly really wanted!

*Inserts Escape Orb*
 
You get an awful joke!
[PokeCommunity.com] Vending Machine


*Inserts Red Orb and Blue Orb*
 
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