Vending Machine

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get a Horse that won't stop singing!

*Inserts philosophy*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a debate with the VM about what qualifies as being alive.

*inserts a bag of M&M's*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

you get some skittles!

*inserts candy corn*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get candy floss!

*Inserts glue*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a piece of rubber!

*inserts a slingshot*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

you get a present!

*inserts fishing rod*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get an angler (i.e., a fisherman)!

*Inserts a nuclear-powered toothbrush*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a bottle of pills to combat radiation poisoning.

*inserts a magic wand*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get a magic hat with tickets to magic show!

*inserts KFC bucket*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get heartburn!

*Inserts English-dubbed anime clip*

 

[ReKoil]

You get urged by the VM to try out subbed Anime due to being objectively better

*inserts a parking ticket*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get a winning lottery ticket!

*inserts pillow*

 

[Megan]

You get a bunch of feathers!

*inserts coin*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

you get a hammer that fixes everything it hits!

*inserts sunflower*

 

[ReKoil]

You get Sunglasses with a flower motif!

*inserts a Mummy*

 

[PoryKid575]

You get a Millennium Item that helps you in the Yu-Gi-Oh! card game (cards sold separately).

*inserts wind*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get Kuro's feather!

*inserts paint brush*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get the Mona Lisa!

*Inserts playing cards*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a monopoly card that tells you to go to jail without collecting any weasels along the way

*inserts Weeping Angel*

 

[PoryKid575]

You get a copy of A Cruel Angel's Thesis!

*inserts slot machine*