Vending Machine

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a fancy hat!

*inserts shiny charm*

 

[ReKoil]

The VM polishes your shoes for you!

*inserts pen and paper*

 

[Megan]

You get a book signed by V. M. Achine.

*inserts coin*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a comfy mattress!

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a flyswatter!

*inserts coin*

 

[Megan]

You get a frying pan!

*inserts coin*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a pet fish!

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a handful of worms that were going to be fed to that fish had it not been taken away from the VM.

*inserts round piece of paper with 'coin' written on it*

 

[Megan]

You get a piece of paper that has "plush" written on it.

*inserts coin*

 

[Aquacorde]

You get a coin. It seems to be exactly the same one you put in, which is confusing.

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a bag of Maltesers.

*inserts chocolate coin*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a chocolate teapot!

*inserts pokemon card*

 

[Megan]

You get a regular Vaporeon card.

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a Glaceon ReMent!

Spoiler:

*inserts counterfeit coin*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a bag of Detos

Spoiler:

*inserts snack*

 

[Megan]

You get a Poin. It's a coin but covered in pork.

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a Circular Object that's Internationally Needed.

*inserts sticker sheet*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a 1998 vending machine promo pokemon card sheet!

Spoiler:

*inserts bad luck*

 

[Megan]

You get a ghost that haunts you free of charge!

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

The VM tells you all it's thoughts and rambles on for hours.
penny for your thoughts =P

*inserts manhole cover*
it's just a big coin!