Vending Machine

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get a lampshade!

*Inserts job application*

 

[PoryKid575]

You get a job!

*inserts rechargeable batteries*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a remote!

*inserts smartphone from 12 years ago*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get an Ipod from even longer ago!

*Inserts explosive chewing gum*

 

[Megan]

You get an explosion!

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get binoculars!

*inserts an umbrella*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get Shary Bobbins!

*Inserts The Simpsons reference*

 

[Megan]

You get a trip back to the 90s!

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get an Egg Incubator to hatch that egg badge of yours =D

*inserts a slushie*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get a box of popcorn!

*Inserts Hootsforce*

 

[Megan]

You get a Noctowlforce!

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a 10 second peek through these here binoculars! =D

Spoiler:

*inserts an empty plate*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get an Arceus lacking any type, to go along with the plate!

*Inserts a poll*

 

[Megan]

You get a wrong conclusion!

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a can of spray paint!

*inserts foam finger*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get a foam toe!

*Inserts acorns*

 

[Megan]

You get an acorn tree printed out on paper, layer by layer!

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a binoculars and a copy of Hammerwatch

*inserts pasta sauce*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get lasagna!

*Inserts wasted time*

 

[Megan]

You don't get your time back! But you get a medal for trying, anyways.

*inserts coin*