Vending Machine

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get a mace!

*Inserts old relic*

 

[Megan]

You get a bottle of old apple cider!

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get an attachable tail due to it landing on tails!

*inserts plunger*

 

[PoryKid575]

You get a toilet scrubber!

*inserts knife*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get an annoying orange!

*Inserts pirate hat*

 

[Megan]

You get a download code for a free car!

*inserts coin*

 

[CF1994]

You get a Roaming Gimmighoul that steals your coin and roams off, never to be seen again!

*Inserts a bottle of Volvic (water).*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a Volvo water bottle!

*inserts diecast Dodge Viper model*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get a Seviper!

*Inserts Antidote for Seviper's poison*

 

[Megan]

You get Immunity as an ability, somehow.

*inserts coin*

 

[CF1994]

You get turned into a gold statue, just like the bad guy in Aladdin & The King of Thieves!

*Inserts a very bored ape.*

 

[ReKoil]

You get invited to the ape and the VM's wedding next weekend!

*inserts a potato*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get a baked potato that tries to kill you!
HOW COULD YOU, BAKED POTATO?!

*Inserts swamp fever*

 

[Starlight]

You get free medical insurance for life for doing their dirty work!

*inserts signed Nightwish CD*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a timeless perfume!

*inserts the Spanish Inquisition*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You don't get anything because...
...NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

*Inserts Whizzo Butter, which is almost indistinguishable from a dead Crab*

Spoiler:

 

[Megan]

You get a stick!

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get an Emerald and a Villager offering you some shady deals.

*inserts a cute photo of his cat*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get a box with endless Cats jumping out of it!

*Inserts lemon juice*

 

[CF1994]

You get to spend several nights out of a job driving SpongeBob insane by complaining about odd-numbered seeds in your lemons.

*Inserts a toaster.*