Waiter, there is a ____ in my soup.

[Urist McHemlock]

Fill the cannon with soup and fire it.
Waiter, there is a PokéCommunity thread in my soup

 

[VeranithasVI]

I'll tell the chefs to stop knitting in the kitchen, I do apologise!

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.

 

[JesteR]

Oh thanks, the cook's been looking for that!

Waiter, there's a pair of glasses in my soup.

 

[GreenFlame]

I can't see you! Where are you? Has someone found my glasses?

Waiter, there's a Smash Bros tournament going on in my soup.

 

[Sonata]

It's 'Free Smash With Your Soup Sunday' today.

Waiter, there's scissors in my soup.

 

[Urist McHemlock]

Go ahead and swallow them, actually, I'll take the scissors.
Waiter, there is a TVTropes link in my soup.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Ewwwwwwww, get it out. D:

Waiter, an Irish shoe is in my soup!

 

[Sonata]

All the better to drink it with.

Waiter there's a jolly rancher in my soup.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Lure him away with country music. >:^D

Waiter, Knuckles the Echidna is in my soup! :D

 

[SapphireMillennium]

Take him home and keep him as a pet. ^_^

Waiter, there is a Skyler White in my soup...

 

[Sonata]

If you drown it it will die eventually.

Waiter, there is a dildo in my soup.

 

[Abby]

*male co-worker breaks down in tears*
Waiter! There is a bowl in my soup!

 

[Nakala Pri]

That way if you want another serving, we just take out the first bowl and voila! Clean bowl. Less work. (We're really lazy here)

Waiter, there is a musketeer in my soup! :^D

 

[(Drakath)]

Not my problem, eat it you won't taste it

Waiter there's a waiter in my soup

 

[Sonata]

Sorry, I thought it was the toilet.

Waiter, there's a diamond in my soup.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Ohhhh.... reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-lee? *slyly slips hand into soup and feels around* xD

Waiter, Hercule Poirot is in my soup! >:D

 

[Sonata]

Woops sorry, I forgot to get out of the soup before I gave it to you.

Waiter, your still beating heart is in my soup.

 

[SapphireMillennium]

Whoops, my bad. *tosses it out* Enjoy! ^_^

Waiter, there's a plastic surgeon in my soup!

 

[Nakala Pri]

We totully thought you needed a face lift so we called him. [lumpy space princess voice]

Waiter, yuri is in my soup! ;P

 

[jacktheking]

You must be watching too much anime..
Waiter, there is a chef in my soup.