Ways to get yourself grounded

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    Refer to title.

    Examples:
    By smashing a skateboard into a mirror.
    By letting the dog out of the house... purposely.

    Also, each way must be something that can actually happen.
     
    If your strait bring someone of the same sex home and be caught with them in awkward "positions".
     
    Punching someone at school:laugh::P
    and
    Staying up all night during a school day:laugh::P
     
    Hacking your father's computer to activate memory wiping when he executes Call of Duty 5...

    I nearly thought of doing that when he stayed up to 12 playing the damn game >.<}{
     
    Dig a hole. Jump into it.
     
    By setting the house on fire :D
     
    Alakazam17 said:
    Hmm....skipping school to go see Star Wars on opening day. XD
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    been there, grounded for that>.<

    refer to your parents by their first names as continuously call your mother's meatloaf: barfloaf.
     
    Gerri Shin said:
    been there, grounded for that>.<

    refer to your parents by their first names as continuously call your mother's meatloaf: barfloaf.
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    I call them by their first names. Well not my dad, since I don't talk to him ever.

    And my mother would never be offended by that second bit. She really sucks at making meatloaf and she knows it.



    Shake all the sodas in your house before anyone opens them.
     
    unscrew the caps to the salt & pepper shakers (assuming you've got the non store bought grinders)
    crash you're parent's new years party by walking around in your skivvies.
     
    Registering your dad a PC account and send him a PM saying you have to spam Rukario enough to get a free demo of Call of Duty 6

    And yep, besides getting grounded, it could also get me banned XD.
     
    Become a nudist.
    Buy a cat and put it in the toilet and flush.
     
    Make an account and flirt with your parents as an unknown user. Wait till they fall in love, consider divorce...

    " Mommy, Daddy..."

    "Yes"

    " I love you"

    "Ok"

    "That's why I faked that internet date account to find out if you were cheaters :3"

    *Grounded 4 life*
     
    Kill your father and marry your mother, inadvertently. Have 4 children, two girls and two boys.
    Blind yourself upon having discovered this.

    + brownie points to the person who understands this.
     
    Claim to your dad that he is ^.
     
    Gymnotide said:
    Kill your father and marry your mother, inadvertently. Have 4 children, two girls and two boys.
    Blind yourself upon having discovered this.

    + brownie points to the person who understands this.
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    Oh, Oedipus, poor victim of fate. We'll remember you dearly.

    - Take a crap in your own bushes.
    - Pepper the neighbors with airsoft pellets.
    - Walk into your parents' bedroom at 5 AM and shout "GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE!"
    - Fix your dad's computer even though he doesn't want it fixed, despite the fact that it runs 50% more efficiently and is generally in a much better state than before.
    - Walk down to Waffle House at 3 AM for an egg and sausage sandwich to find your parents there on the way home from third shift.
    - Get kicked out of Meijer for fighting with toy swords and challenging others to Mortal Kombat when all you wanted to begin with was an Amp and Pokémon cards.
    - Play Pokémon obsessively and have "Poké-gasms" in public so often that you embarrass your parents.
     
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